The best Series Quotes (Page 173)

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Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.
Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1
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Yeah b*tch, Magnets!
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1
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We're Done When I Say We're Done!
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1
Jesse: "What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?"
Badger: "Darth Vader had responsibilities- building the Death Star."
Skinny Pete: "True Dat! Two of 'em, yo!"
Badger in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9
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Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.
Skyler White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6
Big doings today. The order of the day is "eyes open, mouth shut."
Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7
What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8
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Can you walk? Then get the f*ck outta here and never come back.
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 9
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Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10
Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were real
Walter White, Jr in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10
It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God.
Huell in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 11
Last I asked for your help, you said, "I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert."
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 11
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Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 12
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All I know is when he tells me your employer took him out in the desert and threatened to murder his entire family, I sat up and took notice. Because, hey, what am I if not family?
Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 12
Robin: "We're like sisters."
Ted: "You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her."
Robin: "Sisters fight, Ted!"
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 10
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It's nice that they found each other. Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong. Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 10
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Robin: "He has a book of plays he uses to trick women into sleeping with him."
Patrice: "Oh, no way. Barney's my honey bear."
Robin: "Actually, one of his plays is called 'The Honey Bear'. He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh, and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot."
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 10
Marshall: "Can we borrow your air mattress? My mom's coming into town for a few days."
Ted: "Absolutely not!"
Lily: "Bummer, I guess she can't stay with us. Hey, look what I just found! A list of hotels and other creative housing options."
Marshall: "Baby, my mom is not staying at a hotel. Or our storage unit."
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 10
Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10
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Come on Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're reading a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 22
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You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b*tches 'cause I love hot dogs.
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10
What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9
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You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 7
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This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… b*tch!
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 6
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If this is supposed to be all, like, Major League and all, we should have equipment maintainer guys. And water boys, you know? "Yo! Gatorade me, b*tch!"
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10
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Walt: "So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?"
Jesse: "To who? What do I look like? Scarface?"
Walt: "This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today."
Jesse: "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin' dope."
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
Look, Skylar, I just haven't quite been myself lately. I haven't been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my a-s. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my a-s. You know, I'd appreciate it. I really would.
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 2
Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 2
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6
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Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'."
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 12
Walt: "Castor beans."
Jesse: "So, what are we going to do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?"
Walt: "We are going to process them into ricin."
Jesse: "Rice ’n Beans?"
Walt: "Ricin. It’s an extremely effective poison."
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 1
Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah science!
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 7
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First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it - no more RV's.
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2
When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man.
Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 5
Let's start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period.
Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 11
Make hay while the sun is still shining.
Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 9
I pay my rent, b*tch! I got civil rights!
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You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage
Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 11
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Skyler you've read the statistics sheet, these doctors talking about surviving, one year, two years, like it's the only thing that matters. But what good is it to survive if I'm too sick to work, to enjoy a meal, to make love? For what time I have left, I want to live in my own house, I want to sleep in my own bed. I don't want to choke down 40 or 50 pills every single day, and lose my hair, lie around, too tired to get up, and so nauseated that I can't even move my head. You cleaning up after me. Me - some dead man, some artificially alive, just marking time... no. And that's how you would remember me. That's the worst part. So... that is my thought process, Skyler... I'm sorry, it's just I choose not to do it.
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 5
F*ck you! And your eyebrows!
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 1
Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9
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I poured my blood, sweat and tears into that building. Though, to be fair, a lot of that happened the day I accidentally fell down the elevator shaft.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9
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Do it. If you ever want to see these boobs again, crawl, you son of a me.
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9
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Barney: "I am so sorry, Cornelius. You deserve a better end than this."
Lily: "You got ketchup on a red tie, you can't even see it!"
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9
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Lois: "Why should I get my tubes tied? You should get a vasectomy!"
Peter: "First, I don't know what that is. And two, no freakin' way."
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 4 Episode 22
Lois: "I think I'm pregnant."
Peter: "Oh, are you sure it's yours?"
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 4 Episode 22
Lois, men aren't fat. Only fat women are fat.
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 4 Episode 22
Boy, fat sex is the best sex we've ever had! Last night there were so many boobs I didn't know who's boobs I was grabbin'.
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 4 Episode 22
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
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