Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!Courage, War SpeechesAragorn in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Give it a week, you'll get her back. And her front.
Oh! Did you feel that? I think we just had a 'what up?'-quake!
Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring.Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I haven't passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers
For even the very wise cannot see all ends.Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring
It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.LiesBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 19
Barney: "I only smoke in certain situations. Postcoital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, precoital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year and pregnancy scares."
Ted: "Why are you smoking right now?"
Barney: "I'm always precoital, Ted."
Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.SexLily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 16
The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin. All our hopes now lie with two little Hobbits.Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers
I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother.Berta in Two and a half Men, Season 2 Episode 8
Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!
Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 4 Episode 2
Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.SexPerry Cox in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 2
What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.Bob Kelso in Scrubs, Season 3 Episode 10
Ted: "She was 15?!"
Barney: "No. A 15. Like in blackjack."
Ted: "As in.. not sure whether you'd hit it?"
Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.SexBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 14
Female acrobats from Montreal, super flexible...
We´re gonna get Cirque du so-laid!
Think of me as Yoda - only, instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda.Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 3 Episode 5
It's going to be legen...
wait for it - and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is
I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Although people rarely died playing Quidditch, referees had been known to vanish and turn up months later in the Sahara Desert.QuidditchHarry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure!AdventuresAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
At Hogwarts, you'll be taught not only how to use magic, but how to control it.HogwartsAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry was speeding toward the ground when the crowd saw him clap his hand to his mouth as though he was going to be sick-he hit the field on all fours-coughed-and something gold fell into his hand.
"I've got the snitch!" he shouted, waving it above his head.
Luna did not seem to have noticed; she appeared singularly uninterested in such mundane things as the score, and kept attempting to draw the crowd's attention to such things as interestingly shaped clouds and the possibility that Zacharias Smith, who had so far failed to maintain possession of the Quaffle for long than a minute, was suffering from sonething called "Loser's Lurgy".Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Luna did not seem perturbed by Ron’s rudeness; on the contrary, she simply watched him for a while as though he were a mildly interesting television program.Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Dad’s reprinting!" she told Harry, her eyes popping excitedly. "He can’t believe it, he says people seem even more interested in this than the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks!"Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease."Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 1
Why are you dating a woman who most likely lost her virginity during World War II? And knowing her, probably not to one of our guys.Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 3 Episode 9
There lies the woods of Lothlórien! That is the fairest of all the dwellings of my people. There are not trees like the trees of that land. For in the autumn their leaves fall not, but turn to gold. Not till the spring comes and the new green opens do they fall and then the boughs are laden with yellow flowers; and the floor of the wood is golden and golden is it's roof, and its pillars of silver, for the bark of the trees is smooth and grey. So still our songs in Mirkwood say. My heart would be glad if I were beneath the eaves of that wood, and it were springtime!Legolas in The Lord of the Rings
He was tall as a young tree, lithe, immensely strong, able swiftly to draw a great war-bow and shoot down a Nazgûl, endowed with the tremendous vitality of Elvish bodies, so hard and resistant to hurt that he went only in light shoes over rock or through snow, the most tireless of all the Fellowship.Legolas in The Lord of the Rings, Das Buch der verschollenen Geschichten
Carl: "Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom?"
Steve Urkel: "You yelled at me and you called me a butthead."
Carl: "Of all the names that I have called you , the one that bothers you is butthead?"
Steve Urkel: "Yes. It was my nickname in preschool."