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When someone points a gun at you, you don't turn around and run away. You take it out of their hand and you point it right back.

ArgumentHarvey Specter in Suits, Season 5 Episode 8
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We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation.

Theodore Bagwell in Prison Break
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You know what I want, to not have to be the older brother for my older brother.

BrothersMichael Scofield in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 16
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I’m not asking you to love me. I already screwed up that chance a long time ago. I’m asking you to love yourself. You can still put the brakes on this thing.

Lincoln Burrows in Prison Break
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The problem with always wanting more is that the second you get it, it can always be taken away.

GreedHarvey Specter in Suits, Season 5 Episode 2
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Calling Facebook a toilet is a little unfair to toilets. Because they make shit go away, whereas Facebook retains shit.

FacebookJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Facebook
 
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Our main story tonight concerns Facebook, the worst place to wish Happy Birthday to a friend, other than a funeral.

FacebookJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Facebook
 
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Queen Dagmar: "Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral."
King Zøg: "Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit."

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 10
 
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Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."

AlcoholKing Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
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Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Love declerationsBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 24
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Here's the secret, kids: none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.

Love, PerfectionTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 22
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Love doesn't make sense. I mean, you can't logic your way into or out of it. Love ist totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.

LoveTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 22
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The less talk, the better.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 9
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I’ve known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn’t yours. And you sold it for a profit. You’re now a criminal. Good one, bad one? That’s up to you.

Morality & Ethics, CrimeMike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 9
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So you’re chasing around a fly and in your world I’m the idiot?

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 10
 
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The next time you bring a gun to a job without telling me, I will stick it up your ass sideways.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 6
 
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Perhaps we should learn to temper our expectations.

Gustavo Fring in Better Call Saul, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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Those that we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch.

Grief & Condolence, Day of the DeadAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
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You ask me, of all people, how to protect a boy in terrible danger? We cannot protect the young from harm. Pain must and will come.

YouthAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
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Your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness.

DeathAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Draco: "I always envied you them, you know - Weasley and Granger. I had -"
Ginny: "Crabbe and Goyle."
Draco: "Two lunks who wouldn't know one end of a broomstick from another."

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
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You - the three of you - you shone you know? You liked each other. You had fun. I envied you those friendships more than anything else.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
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Harry, there is never a perfect answer in this messy, emotional world. Perfection is beyond the reach of humankind, beyond the reach of magic. In every shining moment of happiness is that drop of poison: the knowledge that pain will come again. Be honest to those you love, show your pain. To suffer is as human as to breathe.

PerfectionAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
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Thank you for being my light in the darkness.

Scorpius Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
 
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Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 6
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Luci: "I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate."
Bean: "He didn't say that."
Luci: "Doesn't make it any less true."

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 5
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Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."

Phoebe Buffay in Friends, Season 9 Episode 13
 
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Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 4
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It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.

Hölle, ZitronenLuci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Lady Lingonberry: "I'm drowning!"
Elfo: "I'm Elfo!"

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money - you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
 
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When the Dark Lord takes over, is he going to care how many O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s anyone's got? Of course he isn't. It'll be all about the kind of service he received, the level of devotion he was shown.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
 
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"Weasley would like a signed photo, Potter," smirked Malfoy. "It'd be worth more than his family's whole house."

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 
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Enemies of the Heir, beware! You'll be next, Mudbloods!

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 
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I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books - these books are my paddles. I need my paddles.

Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things
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You shouldn't like things because people tell you you're supposed to.

Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things
 
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All living things, from complex mammals to single-celled organisms, instinctively respond to danger. Expose a bacterium to a toxic chemical and it will flee, or deploy some other defense mechanism. We're very much the same. When we encounter danger, our hearts start pounding. Our palms start to sweat. These are the signs of the physical and emotional state we call 'fear.'

FearScott Clarke in Stranger Things, Season 2 Episode 4
 
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That's it. Three rules. I call 'em the 'Don't be stupid'-rules. 'Cause we're not stupid, alright?

Jim Hopper in Stranger Things, Season 2 Episode 3
 
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Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.

ScienceScott Clarke in Stranger Things, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.

Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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Monica: "Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."

Ross Geller in Friends, Season 7 Episode 19
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Let them come! There is one Dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.

Gimli in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
 
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Oft hope is born when all is forlorn.

HopeLegolas in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
 
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Gimli: "What's happening out there?"
Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?"

Legolas in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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Bean: "I'm gonna have to kill him or something."
Luci: "Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh."

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 2
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Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Chandler: "Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread?"

Monica Geller in Friends, Season 7 Episode 5
 
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