The best Series Quotes (Page 149)

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.

Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!

I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.

Eddie: "Urkel, why don't you ever knock?"
Steve Urkel: "Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in."

Laura: "Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!"
Steve Urkel: "You heard her, you're all witnesses. She actually said, 'Human Being'. She's mine!"

Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.

Laura: "How long have we known each other?"
Steve Urkel: "Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds... fifteen seconds... sixteen seconds."

Joey: "Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Monica: "I don't want a beer."
Joey: "Who said it was for you?"

Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"

Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."

I love you, Stefan. Hold on to that. Never let that go.

In all the world, violent men are the easiest to deal with.

All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question.

Grace Burgess: "You think I am a wh-re?"
Tommy Shelby: "Everyone's a wh-re, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves."

America, Freddie. They've already had their revolution, you won't have to bother.

You and I are opposites but also just the same. Like an image in a mirror. We hate people and they in turn hate us. And fear us.

Sometimes it lasts all night. And I lie here and I listen to the shovels, and the picks against that wall there. And I pray the sun will come up at the curtains before they break through. No, I don't pray. I hope. And sometimes it happens. The sun beats them. But mostly the shovels beat the sun.

it is a gift to convince oneself of something and then to believe it with all one's heart

I am not a princess, I´m a soccer beast.

I think sometimes we aren't keeping secrets to hide from other people. I think sometimes we're keeping them to protect those people.

The truth can free you, if you let it.

I guess we all have things we try to hide. But they can't stay hidden forever.

If you define yourself by the power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess... then you have nothing.

Oh, if you'd ever had the pleasure to teach him, you'd know Newt is not a great follower of orders.

The best wizarding school is Hogwarts.

I love house elves. My uncle is a house elf.

I would like to take this opportunity to reassure Muggle purchasers that the amusing creatures described hereafter are fictional and cannot hurt you. To wizards, I say merely: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus [Never tickle a sleeping dragon].

Hey, Mr. English Guy! I think your egg is hatching.

Dear Mr. Kowalski.
You are wasted in a canning factory. Please take these Occamy eggshells as collateral for your bakery.
A well-wisher.

Whatever it is, one thing is clear. It must be stopped. It's terrorizing No-Majs and when No-Majs are afraid, they attack.

I like her. She makes you try new things, it's good for you. I'm serious - you seem less afraid when you're with her. I like it and it also makes me kind of sad.

We all have things we keep hidden. Sometimes, keeping secrets is how you survive. Because in High School, one rumor, one picture, one incident, can define you forever.

Pictures can be twisted and used against you and haunt you forever.

They get in your head. People tell lies about you, and other people believe them. And it gets to the point where the lies might as well be the truth.

Wuntch: "Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."

She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.

Wuntch: "Sticks and Stones, Raymond."
Raymond: "Describing your breakfast?"

Dustin: "Even if he is, it doesn't automatically mean that he's bad."
Mike: "That's like saying just because someone's from the Death Star doesn't make them bad."
Dustin: "We have a bond."
Mike: "A bond? Just because he likes nougat?"

You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Presumptuous... that's a good thing, right?

Sometimes, bitter memories become very sweet when you share them with a friend.

The last thing a lion wants is to have his dinner handed to him on a silver platter.

'I'll tell you right now, die answer is no."
Mike Ross: "Good."
'Why good?"
Mike Ross: "Because a yes is always so much better when it starts as a no."

Sheila Sazs: "Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra... you crossed out Jaime und Cersei Lannister."
Louis Litt: "I thought they would be too controversial."

You're a freak, but what? Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else?

Lucas: "Mike's not gonna like it."
Dustin: "Last time I checked our party is not a dictatorship, it's a democracy."

Mike Wheeler: "I'm not prostituting my sister."
Lucas Sinclair: "But it's for a good cause."

'You leaving already, Chief?"
Jim Hopper: "Oh, come on, you think I actually wanted to come to this thing? I was just hungry."
'Oh, yeah, that's the spirit."
Jim Hopper: "Well, your wife doesn't have time to cook for me, you know what I'm saying."