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That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

CaliforniaLeonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 11 Episode 11
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Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. Someone you can't stop thinking about. It hurts. But you can't make people like you. Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.

LoveOtis Milburn in Sex Education, Season 1 Episode 7
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Physics answers the question, "What is the nature of the universe?" Geology answers the question, "What'd I just trip over?"

PhysicsSheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory, Season 11 Episode 7
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Knowledge is power, power is status and status means popular.

PopularityEric Effiong in Sex Education, Season 1 Episode 2
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I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.

Dump-QuotesDr. Jean Milburn in Sex Education, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Be proud of your penis and your heritage. 'Cause neither are going anywhere. You should work with what you've got.

PenissesOtis Milburn in Sex Education, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Adam: "Three viagras."
Maeve: "Jesus Christ."
Adam: "You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi."
Maeve: "No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing."
Adam: "I said stop staring at it!"
Maeve: "Sorry, it's like a third leg."

Maeve Wiley in Sex Education, Season 1 Episode 1
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The United Kingdom... a place whose very name after this week's events is beginning to sound a bit sarcastic.

England & Great Britain, BrexitJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight
 
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Family don't end in blood
But it doesn't start there either
Family cares about you
Not for what you can do for them
Family's there
For good, the bad all of it
They got your back
Even when it hurts
That's family

Dean Winchester in Supernatural
 
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Pity is a start, my friend, a foundation on which to build a palace - a palace of love.

Mercy & CompassionScorpius Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
 
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Peter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 12
 
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How come you Eastern European guys can't be quiter in pornos? I mean, nobody has ever been like, 'yeah, yeah, more guy noises!'

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 10
 
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'You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield."
Peter: "Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 10
 
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'Okay, nobody move!"
Cleveland: "Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns."
Peter: "Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 10
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People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define reality. But what does it mean to be correct or true? Merely vague concepts. Their reality may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?

RealityItachi Uchiha in Naruto
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That twerking pig may actually be the perfect embodiment of the entire Brexit situation. It's in motion already, we're all powerless to stop it and it is impossible to look away.

BrexitJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Brexit II
 
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Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.

France, England & Great Britain, SwitzerlandJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Brexit II
 
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How the hell did you end up here?

You used to wrap yourself in fairy tales like a blanket. But it was the cold you loved. Sharp shivers as you uncovered the corpses of Bluebeard's wives. Sweeter goosebumps as Prince Charming slid one glass slipper over your little toes. A perfect fit. But by the schoolyard, real princesses floated by you on fall winds. You saw the gulf between you and the rich girls and vowed to stop believing in fairy tales. But the stories were in you, deep as poison. If Prince Charming was real, if he could save you, you needed to be saved from the unfairness of everything. When would he come? The answer was a cruel shrug in a hundred fleeting moments. The sneer on Stevie Smith's face when he called you a fat cow. Uncle Jeff's hand squeezing your ass in the Thanksgiving kitchen. The accusation in your father's eyes when you told him what happened. From every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body, your heart, you learned you didn't have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince. You surrounded yourself with the girls you'd always resented, hoping to share their power. And you hated yourself. And that diminished you even more. And then, right when you thought you might just disappear, he saw you. And you knew somewhere deep it was too good to be true. But you let yourself be swept, because he was the first strong enough to lift you. Now in his castle you understand Prince Charming and Bluebeard are the same man. And you don't get a happy end unless you love both of him. Didn't you want this? To be loved? Didn't you want him to crown you? Didn't you ask for it? Didn't you ask for it? So say you can live like this, say you love him, say thank you, say anything but the truth. What if you can't love him back?

Guinevere Beck in You, Season 1 Episode 10
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I'm not worried. I've seen enough romantic comedies to know guys like me are always getting in jams like this.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. Because there are some things you can’t go through in life and become friends.

FriendshipHarry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living. And above all, all those who live without love.

Love, Grief & CondolenceAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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Accusing America of creating Venzuela's crisis is about as fair as accusing O.J. Simpson of murdering Princess Diana. I'm not saying it would be completly out of character, it just happens to not be true in this particular instance.

USAJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Venezuela
 
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Imperfect understanding is often more dangerous than ignorance.

Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts, and Where to Find Them
 
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I don't think I'm dreaming... I ain't got the brains to make this up.

Jacob Kowalski in Fantastic Beasts, and Where to Find Them
 
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New York is considerably more interesting than I expected.

Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts, and Where to Find Them
 
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Newt: "Put this on."
Kowalski: "But why would I have to wear something like this?"
Newt: "Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force."

Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts, and Where to Find Them
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Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

Pain, Breakup, Sad QuotesAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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"Ah, music"' he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here!"

MusicAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

Decisions, Morality & EthicsAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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I know what you are known as. But to me, you will always be Tom Riddle. It is one of the irritating things about old teachers. I am afraid that they never quite forget their charges' youthful beginnings.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks, is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 1
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Halloween. The one day of the year it’s socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question is, who do you want to be? There are costumes to make men feel like boys again. Or turn little girls into queens.

HalloweenGossip Girl in Gossip Girl, Season 3
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It's interesting how your feelings on sueing the government can change a lot, based on who is saying it. It's like how, 'I'm getting off here', is a fine thing for someone to say, if they're standing next to the door of a train. But it's a rude thing to say, if they are masturbating on that same train.

John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, State Attorneys General
 
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This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.

USAFrank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 7
 
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Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless, Season 3
 
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You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.

PenissesSammi Slott in Shameless, Season 4
 
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If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

Frank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 3
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Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Sarah Cleary in Shameless, Season 6
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Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

Sheila Jackson in Shameless, Season 2
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I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless, Season 7
 
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Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.

BullyingFrank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 4
 
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Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Sarah Cleary in Shameless, Season 6
 
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Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.

RelationshipsFrank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 3
 
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Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 5
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In every moment a choice exists. We can cling to the past or embrace the inevitability of change and allow a brighter future to unfold before us.

Kol Mikaelson in The Originals
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If I'm going to be a hero and prove to everyone that I know what I'm doing, I'm gonna need practice. Start small, get better. And to do that, I'm gonna need your help.

Kara Danvers in Supergirl
 
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In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

HopeGeneral Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender
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