The best Series Quotes (Page 148)

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I’m not asking you to love me. I already screwed up that chance a long time ago. I’m asking you to love yourself. You can still put the brakes on this thing.
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The problem with always wanting more is that the second you get it, it can always be taken away.
Harvey Specter in Suits - Season 5 Episode 2
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Queen Dagmar: "Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral."
King Zøg: "Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit."
King Zøg in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 10
Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.
Elfo in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 9
Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."
King Zøg in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 9
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Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.
King Zøg in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 9
You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 24
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Here's the secret, kids: none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 22
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Love doesn't make sense. I mean, you can't logic your way into or out of it. Love ist totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 22
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The less talk, the better.
Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul - Season 1 Episode 9
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I’ve known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn’t yours. And you sold it for a profit. You’re now a criminal. Good one, bad one? That’s up to you.
Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul - Season 1 Episode 9
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So you’re chasing around a fly and in your world I’m the idiot?
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10
The next time you bring a gun to a job without telling me, I will stick it up your a-s sideways.
Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 6
Perhaps we should learn to temper our expectations.
Gustavo Fring in Better Call Saul - Season 4 Episode 7
Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.
Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 6
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Luci: "I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate."
Bean: "He didn't say that."
Luci: "Doesn't make it any less true."
Luci in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 5
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Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 9 Episode 13
Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?
Luci in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 4
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It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.
Luci in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 3
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Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.
Luci in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 3
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Lady Lingonberry: "I'm drowning!"
Elfo: "I'm Elfo!"
Elfo in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 3
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I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books - these books are my paddles. I need my paddles.
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You shouldn't like things because people tell you you're supposed to.
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All living things, from complex mammals to single-celled organisms, instinctively respond to danger. Expose a bacterium to a toxic chemical and it will flee, or deploy some other defense mechanism. We're very much the same. When we encounter danger, our hearts start pounding. Our palms start to sweat. These are the signs of the physical and emotional state we call 'fear.'
Scott Clarke in Stranger Things - Season 2 Episode 4
That's it. Three rules. I call 'em the 'Don't be stupid'-rules. 'Cause we're not stupid, alright?
Jim Hopper in Stranger Things - Season 2 Episode 3
Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.
Scott Clarke in Stranger Things - Season 1 Episode 5
Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.
Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things - Season 1 Episode 5
Monica: "Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."
Ross Geller in Friends - Season 7 Episode 19
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Bean: "I'm gonna have to kill him or something."
Luci: "Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh."
Luci in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 2
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Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.
Elfo in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 2
Chandler: "Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread?"
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 7 Episode 5
Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 6 Episode 19
Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.
Elfo in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 1
Bean: "What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?"
Elfo: "That's hope. That's hope!"
Luci: "You know what we say in hell? 'Hope's for dopes.'"
Luci in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 1
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Bean: "You two sleep down at my feet. I call it the friend zone."
Luci: "Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here."
Luci in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 1
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Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do.
Elfo in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 1
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I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.
Elfo in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 1
I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.
Elfo in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 1
All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance? I thought that I'd get married for true love, or because I was wasted.
Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 1
"How long does ist take for you to pick a Yale three-pin?"
"Well, then in eight minutes, you're gonna make four grand. Ten minutes if you decide to pick your nose."
Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 4 Episode 3
I got us Thai iced teas, unless you want me to pour you something less non-alcoholic.
Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 4 Episode 2
Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19
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Ross: "She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it."
Joey: "That's what all my relationships are like."
Chandler: "Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 16
Alice Knight: "We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present."
Frank Buffay: "It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test."
Monica: "Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 4 Episode 12
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Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.
Ross Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
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Joey: "Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here."
Phoebe: "Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
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Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
Phoebe: "For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
Chandler: "I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 3 Episode 16
Joey: "It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship."
Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship."
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
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