The best Series Quotes (Page 145)

When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. A slave loses his pain. Death is the only freedom a slave knows. That's why he's not afraid of it. That's why we'll win.

Death comes to us all. Press me again and you shall find yours.

Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram c*ck in f*cking ass.

Words fall from mouth as shit from ass.

I’m for wine and the embrace of questionable women.

We do not choose love. It claims each man as it will.

The Gods march us to f*cking Olympus, only to piss on us from atop a wall.

When your ship's taking on water, you don't jump. You grab a bucket.

Anakin: "When I got to them, we got into aggressive negotiations."
Padmé: "Aggressive negotiations? What's that?"
Anakin: "Well, negotiations with a lightsaber."

Let me give you a little bit of free advice. DC is all about realtionships.

I'm starting to realize more than I ever wanted to, that doing the right thing doesn't always make you feel good.

We all want to do the right thing. But the right thing is seldom free.

James Royce: "The Christians and the Jews didn't blow up the Capitol or run planes into the Twin Towers. Muslims did."
Emily Rhodes: "No, sir. Extremists did. And persecuting innocent people won't make any of us safer."

Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"

Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"

Raymond: "Everyone! I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt."
Amy: "Speech!"
Raymond: "That was my speech."

Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger c*ck than anyone in the unsullied army."

All the best brothels burned down. The master of coin is willing to found reconstruction.

Bronn: "The master of coin looks forward to helping the master of ships. But first he has to ensure we're no wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You're master of grammar now too?"

Love is more powerful than reason.

We've had vicious kings and we had idiot kings. I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot.

Petyr: "I hear you owe that boy a significant debt."
Tyrion: "Only my life. Not all that significant, I'm afraid."

Tragedy either makes people appreciate their fellow men, or fear them.

Tens of thousands of innocent lives for one not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade.

Death comes for us all in the end.

Alex: "You can't do that. You can't make promises that you won't be able to keep!"
Tom: "We're in Washington, they're the only promises we're allowed to make."

Varys: "He's a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a c-ck is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."

Tyrion: "You broke my nose."
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "'Cause I've been breaking noses since I was your size and I know what it sounds like."

Tyrion: "May I speak?"
Bronn: "Why not, only death will shut you up."

Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king.

Have you considered the best ruler might be the one who doesn't want to rule?

Rocket Raccoon: "Why would you wanna to save the galaxy?"
Peter Quill: "Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it."

What should we do next? Something good, something bad? Bit of both?

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

It's the most heroic thing we can do now. Look the truth in the face.

Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay and the rest, I would have stayed a little bird all my life.

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "Terrifying thought."

Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a wh-re house, brother?

Sam: "You need me out there."
Edd: "Well, if that's what it's come to, we really are f*cked."
Sam: "Calling you 'f*cked' wouldn't be strictly accurate."

Varys: "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
Davos: "Can't argue with that."

Stannis: "I never thought I'd have reason to doubt your loyalty. Was I wrong?"
Davos: "Loyal service means telling hard truths."

Tyrion: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls, and you don't."

Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

Rocket Raccoon: "That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
Gamora: "No one's blowing up moons."
Rocket Raccoon: "You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Whatever nightmares the future holds are but dreams compared to what's behind me.

Rocket Raccoon: "So we're saving the galaxy again?"
Peter Quill: "Yup."
Rocket Raccoon: "Awesome! We're really gonna be able to jack up our price if we're two-time galaxy savers."

Gamora: "And Quill, your ship is filthy."
Peter Quill: "Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."