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A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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A snake that crawled on the earth one day dreamed of soaring through the sky, though knowing it was impossible. Still, hoping beyond hope, it kept it's eye on a baby bird which it raised in its own nest, little realizing that actually the snake is prey because that bird is a hawk, ready to take to the sky.

SnakesSasuke Uchiha in Naruto
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Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way.

Kakashi Hatake in Naruto
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The hole in one's heart gets filled by others around you. Friends won't flock to someone who abandons the memory of his friends and gives up on the world just because things don't go the way he wants them to. That won't help fill the hole in your heart. And people won't help those who run away and do nothing. As long as you don't give up, there will always be salvation.

FriendshipKakashi Hatake in Naruto
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I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?

Kakashi Hatake in Naruto
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Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"

Teeth, DentistsJacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1 Episode 15
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Buba: "Do you know what happens now?"
Moritz: "I can get the rest of the money to you soon, I-"
[Buba slaps Moritz]
Buba: "That's the wrong answer!"
Moritz: "I'll give it to you now?"
[Buba slaps him again]
Buba: "Oh, sorry, that was the right answer."

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 2
 
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That's the story with Lenny. According to his doctors, he should be dead by now. Which is why he simply stopped consulting his doctors.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Buba: "How much do you want?"
Moritz: "A lot."
Buba: "Well, I might go to the party."

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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You don't look like someone who knows how to party.

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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The world is exactly like this farm here. And on this farm, there are two types of animal and they are livestock... and then vermin.

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Sugar is shit! In Germany alone, three people die per hour because of sugar.

SugarBuba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 2
 
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All successful people were once unpopular nerds. Guys like us who get treated like losers by everyone, until one day, they had it and they step up. Nerd today, boss tomorrow.

NerdsMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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This is my generation: Generation Z. Every single one of us has the entire knowledge of humankind in their pocket. We can get famous with one click, or we can change the world from our bedrooms. Limitless technological possibilities. And what do we do with it? Face-Swap.

Technology, Internet, Social Media, SmartphonesMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Being vegetarian is really bad for the environment.

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 6
 
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If you're running a major drug-sell online business, there's one thing you should not do: tell random people about it. Well... unless you get a call from Netflix and they say, they wanna make a series about your life.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Treebeard in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
 
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Friends don't lie.

FriendshipEleven in Stranger Things, Season 1 Episode 7
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Feelings. The truth is, for so long, I'd forgotten what those even were. I've been stuck in one place, in a cave you might say. A deep, dark cave. And then, I left some Eggos out in the woods, and you came into my life and for the first time in a long time, I started to feel things again. I started to feel happy. But lately, I guess I've been feeling distant from you. Like you're pulling away from me or something. I miss playing boardgames every night, making triple-decker Eggo extravaganzas at sunrise, watching westerns together before we doze off. But I know you're getting older. Growing. Changing. And I guess if I'm being really honest, that's what scares me. I don't want things to change. So I think maybe that's why I came in here, to try to maybe... stop that change. To turn back the clock. To make things go back to how they were. But I know that's naive. It's just not how life works. It's moving. Always moving, whether you like it or not. And, yeah, sometimes it's painful. Sometimes it's sad. And sometimes... it's surprising. Happy. So you know what? Keep on growing up, kid. Don't let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from 'em and when life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you're out of that cave.

Jim Hopper in Stranger Things, Season 3 Episode 8
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There are things out there that our little minds will never comprehend.

Dark
 
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There are many Jesus Christs. There is only one Jane.

Rogelio de la Vega in Jane the Virgin, Season 1 Episode 22
 
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If not for that recital and that burger, I might not have ended up on the doorstep of a drunk, twenty-one year old girl. That’s not just a series of coincidences, it’s destiny. And I never doubted you were mine. And never doubt that all I want, forever and always, is for you to be happy.

Michael Cordero in Jane the Virgin, Season 3 Episode 20
 
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You asked me if I'll be able to let go, and I said yes. And I will. But it's going to be hard because it means letting go of something pretty big: the possibility of us. Which has been there for me, in the back of my mind, for a long time.

Rafael Solano in Jane the Virgin, Season 4 Episode 8
 
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Jane: "Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school."
Xiomara: "Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin."
Jane: "The nuns or the high schoolers?"
Alba: "Both."

Alba Villanueva in Jane the Virgin, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Xiomara: "Wait, does that mean you're saying 'yes'?"
Jane: "I love him so much. He is my future, who else could it be?"

Jane Villanueva in Jane the Virgin, Season 4 Episode 17
 
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Lina: "Jane, I didn't do it."
Jane: "So you weren't drinking at work."
Lina: "Oh, of course I was drinking at work. But ever since they put in the new rules, I bring my own booze."

Jane Villanueva in Jane the Virgin, Season 2 Episode 13
 
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If you move an inch I'll kill you and trust me, I'd love to see you dead!

Alicia Sierra in Money Heist, Season 5
 
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Shoot first, and ask questions later.

Alicia Sierra in Money Heist, Season 4
 
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Paradise is wonderful when your life is dull and full of traffic. As an escape every now and then.

ParadiseTokyo in Money Heist, Season 3 Episode 1
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I can behave like a proper girl for a long time, but little by little, the naughty girl inside of me starts to take over.

Tokyo in Money Heist, Season 3 Episode 1
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You love the sound of your own voice, don't you? You're like a radio presenter.

Alicia Sierra in Money Heist, Season 4
 
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Tokyo: "Where are you going?"
Professor: "I hope the day never comes when you need to find out."

Tokyo in Money Heist, Season 3 Episode 1
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If you're calling to ask me what I'm wearing, press the hash key.

Alicia Sierra in Money Heist, Season 4
 
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Good evening. I'm Alicia Sierra for those who don't know me. And I'm going to be in charge of this robbery's negotiations. The party begins!

Alicia Sierra in Money Heist, Season 3 Episode 1
 
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SpongeBob: "But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill."
Mr. Krabs: "And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun."
SpongeBob: "But it's old and cold and so very full of mold."
Mr. Krabs: "You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?"

Mr. Krabs in SpongeBob SquarePants, Episode 56a
 
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She was the rarest of women. A flower of beauty and compassion in a world full of shit. I would assume her place so that her laugh may yet fill solemn air.

Love declerationsGannicus in Spartacus
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Spartacus: "I had no choice, a man must accept his fate."
Sura: "Or be destroyed by it."

Fate & DestinySura in Spartacus, Season 1 Episode 11
 
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Whatever happens, it happens because we choose for it. We decide our fates.

Spartacus in Spartacus
 
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It is a distance to travel- from a woman's mouth to the man's ears.

Spartacus in Spartacus, Season 1 Episode 10
 
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You are my heart. I will never doubt the beating of it again.

Crixus in Spartacus, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. A slave loses his pain. Death is the only freedom a slave knows. That's why he's not afraid of it. That's why we'll win.

Spartacus in Spartacus
 
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Death comes to us all. Press me again and you shall find yours.

Spartacus in Spartacus
 
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Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass.

Batiatus in Spartacus, Season 1 Episode 12
 
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Words fall from mouth as shit from ass.

Batiatus in Spartacus
 
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I’m for wine and the embrace of questionable women.

Gannicus in Spartacus
 
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We do not choose love. It claims each man as it will.

Spartacus in Spartacus
 
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The Gods march us to fucking Olympus, only to piss on us from atop a wall.

Gannicus in Spartacus
 
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Basically, Amazon is the industry trend setter. They're the Michael Jackson of shipping: They're the best at what they do, everyone tries to imitate them, and nobody who learns a third thing about them is happy that they did.

AmazonJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Warehouses
 
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Actually, I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.

LogicHermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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When your ship's taking on water, you don't jump. You grab a bucket.

ShipsSeth Wright in Designated Survivor, Season 1 Episode 13
 
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