The best Series Quotes (Page 144)

Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."

Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."

Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"

Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can't play by those rules anymore.

Morticia: "How was school?"
Pugsley: "Terrible. Especially history."
Wednesday: "Yeah, they never tell us anything interesting. Like, how many heads they chopped off in the French Revolution."

Gomez: "Children, why do you hate the baby?"
Pugsley: "We don't hate him. We just want to play with him."
Wednesday: "Especially his head."

It's getting dark in this little heart of mine.

"Where is that baby?"
"Which part?"

Dear mother and father,

I hate you.

Love, Wednesday

You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims. Especially Sarah Miller." And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground!

A snake that crawled on the earth one day dreamed of soaring through the sky, though knowing it was impossible. Still, hoping beyond hope, it kept it's eye on a baby bird which it raised in its own nest, little realizing that actually the snake is prey because that bird is a hawk, ready to take to the sky.

Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way.

The hole in one's heart gets filled by others around you. Friends won't flock to someone who abandons the memory of his friends and gives up on the world just because things don't go the way he wants them to. That won't help fill the hole in your heart. And people won't help those who run away and do nothing. As long as you don't give up, there will always be salvation.

I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?

Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"

Buba: "Do you know what happens now?"
Moritz: "I can get the rest of the money to you soon, I-"
[Buba slaps Moritz]
Buba: "That's the wrong answer!"
Moritz: "I'll give it to you now?"
[Buba slaps him again]
Buba: "Oh, sorry, that was the right answer."

That's the story with Lenny. According to his doctors, he should be dead by now. Which is why he simply stopped consulting his doctors.

Buba: "How much do you want?"
Moritz: "A lot."
Buba: "Well, I might go to the party."

You don't look like someone who knows how to party.

The world is exactly like this farm here. And on this farm, there are two types of animal and they are livestock... and then vermin.

Sugar is shit! In Germany alone, three people die per hour because of sugar.

All successful people were once unpopular nerds. Guys like us who get treated like losers by everyone, until one day, they had it and they step up. Nerd today, boss tomorrow.

This is my generation: Generation Z. Every single one of us has the entire knowledge of humankind in their pocket. We can get famous with one click, or we can change the world from our bedrooms. Limitless technological possibilities. And what do we do with it? Face-Swap.

Being vegetarian is really bad for the environment.

If you're running a major drug-sell online business, there's one thing you should not do: tell random people about it. Well... unless you get a call from Netflix and they say, they wanna make a series about your life.

Friends don't lie.

Feelings. The truth is, for so long, I'd forgotten what those even were. I've been stuck in one place, in a cave you might say. A deep, dark cave. And then, I left some Eggos out in the woods, and you came into my life and for the first time in a long time, I started to feel things again. I started to feel happy. But lately, I guess I've been feeling distant from you. Like you're pulling away from me or something. I miss playing boardgames every night, making triple-decker Eggo extravaganzas at sunrise, watching westerns together before we doze off. But I know you're getting older. Growing. Changing. And I guess if I'm being really honest, that's what scares me. I don't want things to change. So I think maybe that's why I came in here, to try to maybe... stop that change. To turn back the clock. To make things go back to how they were. But I know that's naive. It's just not how life works. It's moving. Always moving, whether you like it or not. And, yeah, sometimes it's painful. Sometimes it's sad. And sometimes... it's surprising. Happy. So you know what? Keep on growing up, kid. Don't let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from 'em and when life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you're out of that cave.

There are things out there that our little minds will never comprehend.

There are many Jesus Christs. There is only one Jane.

If not for that recital and that burger, I might not have ended up on the doorstep of a drunk, twenty-one year old girl. That’s not just a series of coincidences, it’s destiny. And I never doubted you were mine. And never doubt that all I want, forever and always, is for you to be happy.

You asked me if I'll be able to let go, and I said yes. And I will. But it's going to be hard because it means letting go of something pretty big: the possibility of us. Which has been there for me, in the back of my mind, for a long time.

Jane: "Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school."
Xiomara: "Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin."
Jane: "The nuns or the high schoolers?"
Alba: "Both."

Xiomara: "Wait, does that mean you're saying 'yes'?"
Jane: "I love him so much. He is my future, who else could it be?"

Lina: "Jane, I didn't do it."
Jane: "So you weren't drinking at work."
Lina: "Oh, of course I was drinking at work. But ever since they put in the new rules, I bring my own booze."

If you move an inch I'll kill you and trust me, I'd love to see you dead!

Shoot first, and ask questions later.

Paradise is wonderful when your life is dull and full of traffic. As an escape every now and then.

I can behave like a proper girl for a long time, but little by little, the naughty girl inside of me starts to take over.

You love the sound of your own voice, don't you? You're like a radio presenter.

Tokyo: "Where are you going?"
Professor: "I hope the day never comes when you need to find out."

If you're calling to ask me what I'm wearing, press the hash key.

Good evening. I'm Alicia Sierra for those who don't know me. And I'm going to be in charge of this robbery's negotiations. The party begins!

SpongeBob: "But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill."
Mr. Krabs: "And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun."
SpongeBob: "But it's old and cold and so very full of mold."
Mr. Krabs: "You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?"

She was the rarest of women. A flower of beauty and compassion in a world full of shit. I would assume her place so that her laugh may yet fill solemn air.

Spartacus: "I had no choice, a man must accept his fate."
Sura: "Or be destroyed by it."

Whatever happens, it happens because we choose for it. We decide our fates.

It is a distance to travel- from a woman's mouth to the man's ears.

You are my heart. I will never doubt the beating of it again.