No, I am your father!0
C-3PO: "The possibility of successfully navigatin an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1."
Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"
The Force will be with you. Always.0
Failing doesn't give you a reason to give up as long as you believeAnime & Manga0
Michael Scofield was like a storm. He was beautiful and frightening and mysterious.0
You can be a better hero. You can be a better hero than I ever was.0
Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"
Clay: "I love you."
Hannah: "Why didn't you say this to me when I was alive?"
The truth isn't always to most exciting version of things, or the best, or the worst. It's somewhere inbetween. But it deserves to be heard and remembered. 'The truth will out', like someone said once. It remains.Truth0
I've heard so many stories about me now that I don't know which one is the most popular. But I do know which is the least popular: the truth.Blasphemy0
I'm sorry that we live in a world where there are people who will put a gun before your lives.Gun-Control0
When someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel-bans, we build walls we take care of every possible precaution to make sure it doesn't happen again. But when an American buys a gun and kills other Americans, then there's nothing we can do about that? Second ammendment, I guess. Our forfathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume.Gun-Control0
We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.0
If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.Gun-Control0
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power. Like God must feel when he's holding a gun.0
'Is Kumail Nanjiani's dick multiple colors?'
Yes. Every shade of your mom's lipstick. And her butthole.
In case you haven't noticed... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in.0
What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.0
A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2 and it breaks the front page of Reddit. But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.0
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.0
Morty, he's not gonna donate. You're pitching the police men's ball to a black teenager here.0
You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.Popularity0
Bronn: 'They have their eyes on you, cunt.'
Jaime: 'Not my type.'
Bronn: 'Not blonde enough?'
Problem is, if you fight with an edged blade, I'll have to. And if I fight with an edged blade, I'll have no one left to pay me.0
Tyrion: 'The Eyrie. They say it's impregnatable.'
Bronn: 'Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes - I'll impregnate the bitch.'
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister Army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied Army."
Yes, all Lannisters are lions. And when a Tyrell farts, it smells like a rose.0
Brienne: 'She's alive... Arya.'
Sandor Clegane: 'Where?'
Sandor Clegane: 'Who's protecting her if you're here?'
Brienne: 'The only one that needs protection, is the one that gets in her way.'
Tyrion: 'Did you read it?'
Varys: 'It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North!'
Tyrion: 'What's it say?'
Varys: 'Nothing good.'
Listen to me, cunt. 'til I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you. You don't get to kill you. Only I get to kill you.0
Clay: "I cost a girl her life because I was afraid to love her."
Mr. Porter: "You can't love someone back to life."
Clay: "You can try."
Big men fall just as quick as little ones, if you put a sword through their hearts.Power, Swords0
You are mother to four of my neices, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again and you won't.0
Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?Laughing & Smile, Money, Women0
Varys: 'You have compassion.'
Tyrion: 'Compassion, yes. I killed my lover with my bare hands, I shot my own father with a crossbow.'
Varys: 'I never said you were perfect.'
The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.0
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.0
It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters.0
The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that's how they became powerful in the first place.Power0
Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe.0
No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I’ll assume it was something clever.0
I’ve known a great many clever men. I’ve outlived them all. Do you know why? I ignored them.Men0
If we don't put aside our enmities and band together, we will die. And then it doesn't matter whose skeleton sits on the Iron Throne.0