Laura: 'Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!'
Steve Urkel: 'You heard her, you're all witnesses. She actually said, 'Human Being'. She's mine!'
Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.0
Laura: 'How long have we known each other?'
Steve Urkel: 'Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds... fifteen seconds... sixteen seconds.'
Joey: 'Monica, relax. Go get a beer.'
Monica: 'I don't want a beer.'
Joey: 'Who said it was for you?'
Joey: 'Some girl ate Monica.'
Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!'
Chandler: 'So how many cameras are actually on you?'
Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing.'
Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.'
I love you, Stefan. Hold on to that. Never let that go.0
In all the world, violent men are the easiest to deal with.0
Whisky’s good proofing water. Tells you who’s real and who isn’t.Alcohol0
Grace Burgess: 'You think I am a whore?'
Tommy Shelby: 'Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves.'
Senior citizens, the people who stay active by playing shuffleboard, going on walks or performing their hit-song 'I can't get no satisfaction' in front of packed arenas around the world.0
Generally, Balls are to the human body what 'Starz' is to a cable package: It comes with it, we understand that, but it's not nice to look at and nobody really knows what to do with it.0
it is a gift to convince oneself of something and then to believe it with all one's heart0
I think sometimes we aren't keeping secrets to hide from other people. I think sometimes we're keeping them to protect those people.Secrets0
The truth can free you, if you let it.Truth0
I guess we all have things we try to hide. But they can't stay hidden forever.Secrets0
I like her. She makes you try new things, it's good for you. I'm serious - you seem less afraid when you're with her. I like it and it also makes me kind of sad.0
We all have things we keep hidden. Sometimes, keeping secrets is how you survive. Because in High School, one rumor, one picture, one incident, can define you forever.Secrets, High School0
Pictures can be twisted and used against you and haunt you forever.Photography, Bullying0
They get in your head. People tell lies about you, and other people believe them. And it gets to the point where the lies might as well be the truth.Lies, Blasphemy, Bullying0
Wuntch: 'Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.'
Raymond: 'Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.'
She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.0
Wuntch: 'Sticks and Stones, Raymond.'
Raymond: 'Describing your breakfast?'
Dustin: 'Even if he is, it doesn't automatically mean that he's bad.'
Mike: 'That's like saying just because someone's from the Death Star doesn't make them bad.'
Dustin: 'We have a bond.'
Mike: 'A bond? Just because he likes nougat?'
You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.0
That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.0
Presumptuous... that's a good thing, right?0
Sometimes, bitter memories become very sweet when you share them with a friend.Memories, Friendship0
The last thing a lion wants is to have his dinner handed to him on a silver platter.Löwen0
'I'll tell you right now, die answer is no.'
Mike Ross: 'Good.'
Mike Ross: 'Because a yes is always so much better when it starts as a no.'
Sheila Sazs: 'Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra... you crossed out Jaime und Cersei Lannister.'
Louis Litt: 'I thought they would be too controversial.'
You're a freak, but what? Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else?Character0
Lucas: 'Mike's not gonna like it.'
Dustin: 'Last time I checked our party is not a dictatorship, it's a democracy.'
Mike Wheeler: 'I'm not prostituting my sister.'
Lucas Sinclair: 'But it's for a good cause.'
'You leaving already, Chief?'
Jim Hopper: 'Oh, come on, you think I actually wanted to come to this thing? I was just hungry.'
'Oh, yeah, that's the spirit.'
Jim Hopper: 'Well, your wife doesn't have time to cook for me, you know what I'm saying.'
Mike: 'Where are you going? You just said, 'stick to the plan'.'
Dustin: 'I am. I'm just gonna go get some chocolate pudding.'
All three of you were being a buch of little assholes. I was the only reasonable one.0
Lucas: 'Do you think she's acting weird?'
Dustin: 'You're asking if the weirdo is acting weird?'
He made me kill a rabbit. I guess he thought it would make me into more of a man or something. I cried for a week.0
Nancy Wheeler: 'You're supposed to hit the cans, right?'
Jonathan Byers: 'No, actually - you see the spaces in between the cans? I'm aiming for those.'
Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world. The disarray. I choose to see the beauty.0
Clementine: 'You're new, I give you a discount.'
Teddy: 'No offence, darling, I rather earn a woman's affection than paying for it.'
Maeve Millay: 'You're always paying for it, darling.'
And then I realize, winning doesn't mean anything until someone looses. Which means, you're here to loose.0
Friends... they tell each other things. Things that parents don't know.Friendship0
Mike: 'A friend is someone that you'd do anything for.'
Dustin: 'You lend them your cool stuff, like comic books and trading cards.'
Mike: 'And they never break a promise.'