You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.Popularity0
Bronn: 'They have their eyes on you, cunt.'
Jaime: 'Not my type.'
Bronn: 'Not blonde enough?'
Problem is, if you fight with an edged blade, I'll have to. And if I fight with an edged blade, I'll have no one left to pay me.0
Tyrion: 'The Eyrie. They say it's impregnatable.'
Bronn: 'Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes - I'll impregnate the bitch.'
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister Army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied Army."
Yes, all Lannisters are lions. And when a Tyrell farts, it smells like a rose.0
Brienne: 'She's alive... Arya.'
Sandor Clegane: 'Where?'
Sandor Clegane: 'Who's protecting her if you're here?'
Brienne: 'The only one that needs protection, is the one that gets in her way.'
Tyrion: 'Did you read it?'
Varys: 'It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North!'
Tyrion: 'What's it say?'
Varys: 'Nothing good.'
Listen to me, cunt. 'til I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you. You don't get to kill you. Only I get to kill you.0
Clay: "I cost a girl her life because I was afraid to love her."
Mr. Porter: "You can't love someone back to life."
Clay: "You can try."
Big men fall just as quick as little ones, if you put a sword through their hearts.Power, Swords0
You are mother to four of my neices, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again and you won't.0
Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?Laughing & Smile, Money, Women0
Varys: 'You have compassion.'
Tyrion: 'Compassion, yes. I killed my lover with my bare hands, I shot my own father with a crossbow.'
Varys: 'I never said you were perfect.'
The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.0
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.0
It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters.0
The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that's how they became powerful in the first place.Power0
Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe.0
No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I’ll assume it was something clever.0
I’ve known a great many clever men. I’ve outlived them all. Do you know why? I ignored them.Men0
If we don't put aside our enmities and band together, we will die. And then it doesn't matter whose skeleton sits on the Iron Throne.0
A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused. If they don't know who you are, or what you want, they can't know what you plan to do next.0
Joffrey: 'If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought.'
Tyrion: 'That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.'
I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.Faith0
Tyrion: 'A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms.'
Missandei: 'Who said this?'
Tyrion: 'Me, just now.'
A good heart? I've noticed you staring at her good heart.0
Bronn: 'I'm sorry it has to be this way.'
Tyrion: 'Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.'
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.0
If anything goes wrong, kill the silver-haired bitch first, then our brother, then the bastard who calls himself king. The rest of them you can kill in any order you see fit.0
The wolf rushes into the lion's jaws. So be it.0
When people ask you what happened here, tell them the north remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey.0
I loved your mother more than you could ever know. Given the opportunity, what do we do to those who've hurt the ones we love? In a better world, one where love could overcome strength and duty, you might have been my child. But we don't live in that world.0
Brienne: 'Meet me in the eye and tell me she'll be safe in King's Landing.'
Jaime: 'Are you sure we're not related? Ever since I returned, every Lannister I've seen has been a miserable pain in my ass. Maybe you're a Lannister too. You got the hair for it, not the looks.'
Your king says he betrayed me for love. I say he betrayed me for firm tits and a tight fit.0
Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things.0
Any man who must say, 'I am the king', is no true king.Power, King0
'How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?'
Tyrion: 'In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.'
Never forget who you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you.Self-Confidence0
When you play the Game of Thrones you win... or you die. There is no middle-ground.0
When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies.Lies, Loyalty0
Tyrion: 'It was a gift, Podrick. This is more than I give you in a year!'
Bronn: 'He's a squire. You don't pay him.'
Tyrion: 'Oh, then it's much more than I give you in a year.'
Tyrion: 'Any advice for me on my new position?'
Petyr: 'Keep a low profile.'
Tyrion: 'If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard that joke, I'd be richer than you are.'
Petyr: 'Well, you are richer than I am.'
Tyrion: 'Good point.'
Looks like a Tyrell Rose. Give it to Margaery for her wedding gown - should be more than enough fabric.0
Give my regards to the Night's Watch. I'm sure it will be thrilling. And if it's not, it's only for life.0
So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Obey your father. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. But what if your father despises the king? What if the king massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another.Power, Loyalty0
Jaimie: 'You weren't Renly's type, I'm afraid. He preferred curly-haired little girls like Loras Tyrell. You're far too much man for him.'
Brienne: 'I'm not interested in foul rumors.'
Jaime: 'Unless they're about me. It's all true about Renly. His proclivities were the worst kept secret at court. It's a shame the throne isn't made out of cocks. They'd have never got him off it.'
Cersei: 'You're a clever man, but you're not half as clever as you think you are.'
Tyrion: 'Still makes me more clever than you.'
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who tried to climb it, failed. Never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.0