Tyrion: 'A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms.'
Missandei: 'Who said this?'
Tyrion: 'Me, just now.'
A good heart? I've noticed you staring at her good heart.0
Bronn: 'I'm sorry it has to be this way.'
Tyrion: 'Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.'
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.0
If anything goes wrong, kill the silver-haired bitch first, then our brother, then the bastard who calls himself king. The rest of them you can kill in any order you see fit.0
The wolf rushes into the lion's jaws. So be it.0
When people ask you what happened here, tell them the north remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey.0
I loved your mother more than you could ever know. Given the opportunity, what do we do to those who've hurt the ones we love? In a better world, one where love could overcome strength and duty, you might have been my child. But we don't live in that world.0
Brienne: 'Meet me in the eye and tell me she'll be safe in King's Landing.'
Jaime: 'Are you sure we're not related? Ever since I returned, every Lannister I've seen has been a miserable pain in my ass. Maybe you're a Lannister too. You got the hair for it, not the looks.'
Your king says he betrayed me for love. I say he betrayed me for firm tits and a tight fit.0
Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things.0
Any man who must say, 'I am the king', is no true king.Power0
'How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?'
Tyrion: 'In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.'
Never forget who you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you.Self-Confidence0
When you play the Game of Thrones you win... or you die. There is no middle-ground.0
When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies.Lies, Loyalty0
Tyrion: 'It was a gift, Podrick. This is more than I give you in a year!'
Bronn: 'He's a squire. You don't pay him.'
Tyrion: 'Oh, then it's much more than I give you in a year.'
Tyrion: 'Any advice for me on my new position?'
Petyr: 'Keep a low profile.'
Tyrion: 'If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard that joke, I'd be richer than you are.'
Petyr: 'Well, you are richer than I am.'
Tyrion: 'Good point.'
Looks like a Tyrell Rose. Give it to Margaery for her wedding gown - should be more than enough fabric.0
Give my regards to the Night's Watch. I'm sure it will be thrilling. And if it's not, it's only for life.0
So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Obey your father. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. But what if your father despises the king? What if the king massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another.Power, Loyalty0
Jaimie: 'You weren't Renly's type, I'm afraid. He preferred curly-haired little girls like Loras Tyrell. You're far too much man for him.'
Brienne: 'I'm not interested in foul rumors.'
Jaime: 'Unless they're about me. It's all true about Renly. His proclivities were the worst kept secret at court. It's a shame the throne isn't made out of cocks. They'd have never got him off it.'
Cersei: 'You're a clever man, but you're not half as clever as you think you are.'
Tyrion: 'Still makes me more clever than you.'
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who tried to climb it, failed. Never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.0
Tell me something, do you still believe good soldiers make good kings?0
Life is not a song, sweetling. Someday you may learn that, to your sorrow.0
Do you really think the crown gives you power?Power, Government0
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.Opinions, Blasphemy0
There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to death: 'Not today.'0
Brothels make a much better investment than ships, I found. Whores rarely sink.0
Cat: 'I won't forget this. You're a true friend.'
Petyr Baelish: 'Don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to maintain.'
Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse.0
Death is so final, whereas life is full of possibilities.Life, Death0
The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.Swords0
'How does a person go from an A to a D?'
Jade: 'Happened to me in eigth grade.'
To live is to risk it all. Otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.Risk0
During WWII, we rushed into developing nuclear weapons, because we were trying to defeat the nazis, who - fun fact - pretty much all Americans agreed were bad at the time.20170
Death is the enemy. The first enemy and the last.Death0
Sansa: 'You're angry. Sometimes anger makes people do unfortunate things.'
Arya: 'Sometimes fear makes them do unfortunate things. I'll go with anger.'
The worst day of loving someone is the day that you lose them.0
If you use them to melt castles and burn cities, you're not different. You're just more of the same.0
Missandei: "You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen. Rightful heir of the iron throne, rightful Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea. the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains."
Davos: "This is Jon Snow. He's King in the North."
Pardon me, but you really hurt my feelings.0
Let them hate. Just make sure they spell your name right.Popularity0