You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.0
Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.Ambition0
Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.Love0
I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.0
I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'0
Jerry: 'I wish that shotgun was my penis.'
Beth: 'If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.'
Mr Garrison: 'What is 5x2? Come on, children. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?'
Mr Garrison: 'Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.'
I know that new situations can be intimidating. You look around, and it's all scary and different. But meeting them head-on, charging right into them like a bull, that's how we grow as people.0
You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.0
Weddings are basically funerals with cake.Marriage0
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?Meaning0
Morty: 'Rick, can we not leave without my sister?'
Rick: 'Ugh. You have infinite sisters, Morty. Not that I want to spend the rest of my day looking for another one. Sum-Sum, let's go! Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting.'
Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"
So you're half cold, unfeeling reptile, half also cold, equally unfeeling machine? Wow, so your origin is what? You fell into a vat of redundancy?0
Bill: 'As Sean just destroys ist. Holy shit, dude! I still had to diagram it.'
Sean: 'Dude, just keep high APM, that's it.'
George: 'As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model.'
Meemaw: 'That is hilarious.'
George: 'What? I'm good looking.'
Meemaw: 'No, that you think you'll graduate High-School.'
What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say 'atomic bomb', but there's probably a better example.0
Sean: 'Did the fox just eat a skunk? What happened?'
Bill: 'That was a glitch, running around on the ground and then one of the debuggers got it.'
I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.California, Texas0
The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.Texas0
Dr. Eberland: 'I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?'
Mary Cooper: 'Of course not, he's nine.'
Dr. Eberland: 'I started at his age. But only when I drank.'
Missy Cooper: 'I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far.'
Mary Cooper: 'What?!'
Missy Cooper: 'Relax, it was a long time ago.'
George: 'Everybody knows you pun on fourth down.'
Sheldon: 'Why does everybody knowing something make it right?'
George: 'Because... that's what makes this country great.'
Sheldon: 'Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth.'
I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.0
In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.Texas0
Meemaw: 'What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.'
Sheldon: 'That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?'
Meemaw: 'You don't. That's what makes life interesting.'
Science fact: Sisters are the worst.Sisters0
I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.Solitude & Being Alone0
Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.0
Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.Texas0
Wilson Aubry: 'You victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths.'
Eric Cartman: 'That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.'
I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.0
No, I am your father!0
C-3PO: "The possibility of successfully navigatin an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1."
Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"
The Force will be with you. Always.0
Failing doesn't give you a reason to give up as long as you believeAnime & Manga0
Michael Scofield was like a storm. He was beautiful and frightening and mysterious.0
You can be a better hero. You can be a better hero than I ever was.0
Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"
Clay: "I love you."
Hannah: "Why didn't you say this to me when I was alive?"
The truth isn't always to most exciting version of things, or the best, or the worst. It's somewhere inbetween. But it deserves to be heard and remembered. 'The truth will out', like someone said once. It remains.Truth0
I've heard so many stories about me now that I don't know which one is the most popular. But I do know which is the least popular: the truth.Blasphemy0