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Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama
 
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Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"

Philip J. Fry in Futurama
 
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This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.

Bender in Futurama
 
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Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?

Bender in Futurama
 
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They're like sex, except I'm having them.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama
 
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Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama
 
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Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama
 
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Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Dr. Zoidberg in Futurama
 
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I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!

Butters Stotch in South Park, Season 11 Episode 2
 
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No matter what lies you tell, you can't fool your own heart.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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Calmness is the hallmark of those who are mighty.

Escanor in The Seven Deadly Sins, Season 3 Episode 11
 
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I can't bear the thought of living in this world without you.

Elizabeth Liones in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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Even though my life hasn't been all that great, I figure that if I live long enough, something good might happen.

Ban in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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Why should I bear any hatred towards someone who's obviously weaker than myself? I only pity them.

Escanor in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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It's troublesome if the villain doesn't show their evil. Villains are necessary to make knights into heroes.

Helbram in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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Everyone has to die someday. But what they believed in will never fade away as long as someone protects it. Once you've resolved to take on those principles, no matter how much blood and tears you shed, you follow through with it! That's what it means to be a knight.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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And I'll tell you one more thing. A real sin can't be erased, no matter what you do.

Ban in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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I made a promise. Even if you were to die - even if I’m the only one left - I will protect the people of the kingdom from the Holy Knights.

Elizabeth Liones in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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Anyone who doesn't appreciate a good quality booze, doesn't deserve to drink it.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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I wanted to protect everything. But I failed, and that's the sin I bare. So this time, I can't fail to protect them!

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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Even if you were to die, I'd make sure to keep the promise I made to you.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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I don't need a sword. I don't want to kill anyone.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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Pardon me. I feel sick when I'm looked down at by someone smaller than me.

Escanor in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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Everyone is enduring for you. So please - open your eyes!

Elizabeth Liones in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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I've resolved to find the Seven Deadly Sins with you and stop the Holy Knights. Even if you were to die, I would fulfill the promise made with you.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 2
 
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Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 2
 
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Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: [Opens up coat] "This duck."

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
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Five: "Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for 'disappointment'."
Diego: "Klaus."
Five: "It fits."

Number Five in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
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Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!

Bender in Futurama
 
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If you think it's natural for people to sacrifice their own lives to save others, surely you understand that sometimes a single death can save many lives.

Mikasa Ackermann in Attack on Titan
 
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I think pain is the best discipline.

Levi Ackerman in Attack on Titan
 
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This world is merciless, and it's also very beautiful.

Mikasa Ackermann in Attack on Titan
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The world is crammed with cruelty.

Mikasa Ackermann in Attack on Titan
 
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If you don't want to die - think!

Levi Ackerman in Attack on Titan
 
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The lesson you need to learn right now can’t be taught with words, only with action.

Levi Ackerman in Attack on Titan
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Living this way is my way of getting revenge. I'm going to be living proof that your fate isn't decided at birth!

Ymir in Attack on Titan
 
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Do you always want to live hiding behind the mask you put up for the sake of others? You’re you, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Ymir in Attack on Titan
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Believe in your own power.

Mikasa Ackermann in Attack on Titan
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I'd rather die than become a burden.

Armin Arlert in Attack on Titan
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The people who have the ability to change something in this world, all, without exception, have the guts to abandon things important to them if they have to.

Armin Arlert in Attack on Titan
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The only thing we’re allowed to do is believe that we won't regret the choice we made.

Levi Ackerman in Attack on Titan
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When people are faced with a situation they don't understand, it's easy for fear to take hold.

Armin Arlert in Attack on Titan
 
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If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win.

Eren Yeager in Attack on Titan
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Nothing can suppress a human's curiosity.

Eren Yeager in Attack on Titan
 
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I don't know which option you should choose. I could never advise you on that... No matter what kind of wisdom dictates you the option you pick, no one will be able to tell if it's right or wrong until you arrive to some sort of outcome from your choice.

Levi Ackerman in Attack on Titan
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If you think reality is just living comfortably and following your own whims, can you seriously dare to call yourself a soldier?

Eren Yeager in Attack on Titan
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You don't stand a single chance to win unless you fight.

Mikasa Ackermann in Attack on Titan
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I don't want to lose what little family I have left.

Mikasa Ackermann in Attack on Titan
 
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