The best Series Quotes

When small fish gather together, they can act as one body for the protection of all. This is how the weak mount their resistance.

Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."

I guess I have done some crazy things. One time at the beach, a seagull stole my sandwich, and, under my breath, I called her "b-tch".

I'm sorry, babe, but you're both important to me. But Jay's had my back for the past twelve years, and you've had my front for the last six months. I can't choose.

Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b-tch!

Eric: "Are her parents home?"
Leia: "No, but her older brother is."
Kitty: "Honey, you're really not helping your case."

Gwen: "Sorry. I love making people feel uncomfortable."
Leia: "You're really good at it."

Eric: "Know what the worst part is? I should be treasuring time with Leia. Instead, I mean, I can't wait for it to end."
Kitty: "Oh, sweetie. It ends when you die."

Eric: "I'm an adjunct professor now, which means I got a permanent parking space... for my bicycle. That's what happens when your course is super popular, Dad."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."

Why, I bet you're a holy terror on the basketball court. I hear you got your mom's jump shot and your dad's... last name.

Nate: "This whiny vagina music is bumming me out!"
Gwen: "Me and my new friend are gonna start a band and call it Whiny Vagina."
Nate: "I'm gonna start a band and call it That's Stupid."

Master Yoda was a puppet from a fake world with some guy's hand up his butt.

I don't need to fight I only need to think. Everything is connected. All I have to do is find the weakest link, deal with the causal factors and everything else tends to resolve itself. Essentially, more time on contemplation, less time on execution.

Being a Mandalorian is not just learning about how to fight. You also have to know how to navigate the Galaxy. That way you'll never be lost.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today!

If you encounter any difficulties outdoors... then lemme help you!

Phineas Nigellus: "I can't see why the boy should be able to do it better than you, Dumbledore."
Albus Dumbledore: "I wouldn't expect you to, Phineas."

There's Phineas Nigellus... my great-great-grandfather, see? ... least popular Headmaster Hogwarts ever had.

You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you cannot deny he's got style.

"Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood, wallow in self-pity, stew in their own -"
"That's enough, Phineas," said Dumbledore.

You know, this is precisely why I loathed being a teacher! Young people are so infernally convinced that they are right about everything.

I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. I used 'em as a pillow on the plane. So if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me.

Red: "It's gonna be a long day."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Max: "Welcome back, b-tches!"
Ellen: "Maxine, don't call Nanna and Pappy b-tches."

Georgia: "I'm worried about you, Peach."
Ginny: "Is that why your wrinkles are so pronounced?"

Yuegui, you're up!

Life ain't fair. You don't like it? Stop pouting and so something about it!

Florida is America's basement: it's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.

Oof, you are heavy. Seriously, Burnbot, you could stand to burn a few calories.

He whacked me with a pillow. Hard. I'm dizzy and I have a serious short-term memory loss. I have serious short-term memory loss.

You've messed up my face! And now I'm gonna return the favor!

This is like trying to find a hedgehog in a haystack.

Ha! The S-Team, eh? The "S" must stand for "slow motion"!

Dr. Eggman: "Prepare to be destroyed... by Burnbot!"
Sonic: "He's gonna burn me with flamethrowers or something? Acid? Incendiary grenades?"
Dr. Eggman: "No, no, no... claws! He has claws, very painful claws!"
Sonic: "Then you should have called him Clawbot or The Lacerator or Pinch-a-tron 9000. But Burnbot? I mean, that's just false advertising."

Dr. Eggman: "Sonic! Too late... you'll never stop me now, Sonic. All I have to do is push this little button."
Sonic: "Yeah, if you can push it before I grab it."

Sonic: "You can't lose me, Egghead!"
Dr. Eggman: "Eggman! You know my name is Dr. Eggman!"

Moving at the speed of sound
Make tracks, quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation
No time for relaxation
Don't blink, don't think
Just go, go, go
Sonic, he's on the run
Sonic, he's number one
Sonic, he's comin' next
So watch out for Sonic X!

Only the bravest and boldest dare to choose Gryffindor. Is that you? Best be sure.

Neville's aim was so poor that he kept accidentally sending much heavier things flying across the room - Professor Flitwick, for instance.

Speaking of eccentrics, you'll like our Head of house, Professor Filius Flitwick. People often underestimate him, because he's really tiny (we think he's part elf, but we've never been rude enough to ask) and he's got a squeaky voice, but he's the best and most knowledgeable Charms master alive in the world today. His office door is always open to any Ravenclaw with a problem, and if you're in a real state he'll get out these delicious little cupcakes he keeps in a tin in his desk drawer and make them do a little dance for you. In fact, it's worth pretending you're in a real state just to see them jive.

Saying the magic words properly is very important, too - never forget Wizard Baruffio, who said "s" instead of "f" and found himself on the floor with a buffalo on his chest.

Professor Flitwick knows more about Entrancing Enchantments than any wizard I've ever met, the sly old dog.

Flitwick: "There you are! We've been looking everywhere for you two. Now, names?"
Harry: "Professor Flitwick, you've known me for five years."
Flitwick: "No exceptions, Potter!"

Thank you so much, Professor! I could have got rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn't sure whether I had the authority.

Professor Flitwick took the register, and when he reached Harry's name he gave an excited squeak and toppled out of sight.

As long as the Secret-Keeper refused to speak, You-Know-Who could search the village where Lily and James were staying for years and never find them, not even if he had his nose pressed against their sitting room window!

The diadem of Ravenclaw? A little extra wisdom never goes amiss Potter, but I hardly think it would be much use in this situation.