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The best Series Quotes
Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 4

Sorry, got caught up again. God, do I need to take more Adderall or am I taking too much Adderall?

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Quote by Lagertha Loðbrók from Vikings in Season 1 Episode 1

'I don't want to kill you, woman.'
Lagertha: 'You couldn't kill me if you tried for a hundred years.'

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Quote by Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.

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Quote by Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.

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Quote by Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don't get mad.

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Quote by Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad

So what if I'm crazy? the best people are.

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Quote by Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad

You really put the 'fun' in a funeral.

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Quote by Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad

My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.

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Quote by Joker from Suicide Squad

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you're stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

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Quote by Joker from Suicide Squad

Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

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Quote by Joker from Suicide Squad

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.

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Quote by Joker from Suicide Squad

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.

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Quote by Joker from Suicide Squad

If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason!

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Quote by Joker from Suicide Squad

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.

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Quote by Joker from Suicide Squad

Childhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense.

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad! in Season 1 Episode 14

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Gun-Control
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Quote by Klaus Heisler from American Dad!

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad! in Season 10 Episode 11

Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!

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Quote by Roger the Alien from American Dad! in Season 5 Episode 9

Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

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Quote by Francine Smith from American Dad! in Season 10 Episode 14

A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

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Quote by Francine Smith from American Dad! in Season 11 Episode 3

Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad! in Season 11 Episode 15

Roger: 'I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit.'
Steve: 'Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?'
Roger: 'I'm a Taco Bell man.'

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad!

Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad! in Season 11 Episode 20

When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.

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Quote by Steve Smith from American Dad!

I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad!

Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad!

I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad!

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad! in Season 1 Episode 18

Boil water? What, am I a chemist?

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Quote by Roger the Alien from American Dad! in Season 12 Episode 22

In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.

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Quote by Stan Smith from American Dad!

The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.

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Quote by Nick Franzelli from No Good Nick in Season 1 Episode 1

No one sees the perfect con coming, especially inside their own home.

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 10

Every relationship teaches us hard lessons, right? That's their gift. To make us ready for the day when someone, maybe the One, walks in, who could truly love us.

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 10

Sometimes, we do bad things for the people we love. Doesn't mean it's right, it means love is more important.

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Quote by Guinevere Beck from You in Season 1 Episode 10

From every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body, your heart, you learned you didn't have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince.

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 9

Uh, yes, face Candace. I'd sooner slam my nuts in a door.

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 7

I'd never felt this way before, where you love the bad things about someone as much as the good. Maybe even a little more.

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Quote by Guinevere Beck from You in Season 1 Episode 7

Zach: 'I'm test-driving veganism now and I'm just feeling a little faint. You two are absolutely adorable, and I am a lonely, vegan island.'
Joe: 'Someone needs a burger.'
Beck: 'Or somewhere to put his meat.'

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 5

The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble.

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Quote by Guinevere Beck from You in Season 1 Episode 4

Ned: 'How about your brother? How's he doing?'
Beck: 'You know. Works a lot. Anya, too. But they seem happy. [According to Facebook.]'

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Quote by Love Quinn from You in Season 2 Episode 2

Relationships are scary. You don't get all that goodness and possibilities with zero risk.

Relationships
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Quote by Guinevere Beck from You in Season 1 Episode 1

One day, you won't need love anymore
One day, you won't walk through the world
As though it was your job to hold everything up
The sun, the sky, the hard part of the night

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 1

There are scary people in the world, Beck. That's why it's important to be safe.

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 1

The most valuable things in life are usually the most helpless.

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 1

Every account set to public. You want to be seen, heard, known. Of course, I obliged. The next thing our little friend the internet gave me, was your address.

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Quote by Joe Goldberg from You in Season 1 Episode 1

If this was a movie, I'd grab you and we'd go at it right in the stacks.

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Quote by Guinevere Beck from You in Season 1 Episode 1

That's sad. People buying books because of what's popular and not because they wanna be moved or changed in some way.

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 7 Episode 8

Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

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Quote by Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher in Season 1 Episode 4

Jaskier: 'Actually, I've always wanted to know, do witchers ever retire?'
Geralt: 'Yeah, when they slow and get killed.'

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Quote by Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher in Season 1 Episode 4

I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry.

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