The best Series Quotes

Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."

Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.

Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?

They're like sex, except I'm having them.

Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Bite my shiny metal ass!

I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!

No matter what lies you tell, you can't fool your own heart.

Calmness is the hallmark of those who are mighty.

I can't bear the thought of living in this world without you.

Even though my life hasn't been all that great, I figure that if I live long enough, something good might happen.

Why should I bear any hatred towards someone who's obviously weaker than myself? I only pity them.

It's troublesome if the villain doesn't show their evil. Villains are necessary to make knights into heroes.

Everyone has to die someday. But what they believed in will never fade away as long as someone protects it. Once you've resolved to take on those principles, no matter how much blood and tears you shed, you follow through with it! That's what it means to be a knight.

And I'll tell you one more thing. A real sin can't be erased, no matter what you do.

I made a promise. Even if you were to die - even if I’m the only one left - I will protect the people of the kingdom from the Holy Knights.

Anyone who doesn't appreciate a good quality booze, doesn't deserve to drink it.

I wanted to protect everything. But I failed, and that's the sin I bare. So this time, I can't fail to protect them!

Even if you were to die, I'd make sure to keep the promise I made to you.

I don't need a sword. I don't want to kill anyone.

Pardon me. I feel sick when I'm looked down at by someone smaller than me.

Everyone is enduring for you. So please - open your eyes!

I've resolved to find the Seven Deadly Sins with you and stop the Holy Knights. Even if you were to die, I would fulfill the promise made with you.

If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: [Opens up coat] "This duck."

Five: "Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for 'disappointment'."
Diego: "Klaus."
Five: "It fits."

Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!

If you think it's natural for people to sacrifice their own lives to save others, surely you understand that sometimes a single death can save many lives.

I think pain is the best discipline.

This world is merciless, and it's also very beautiful.

The world is crammed with cruelty.

If you don't want to die - think!

The lesson you need to learn right now can’t be taught with words, only with action.

Living this way is my way of getting revenge. I'm going to be living proof that your fate isn't decided at birth!

Do you always want to live hiding behind the mask you put up for the sake of others? You’re you, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Believe in your own power.

I'd rather die than become a burden.

The people who have the ability to change something in this world, all, without exception, have the guts to abandon things important to them if they have to.

The only thing we’re allowed to do is believe that we won't regret the choice we made.

When people are faced with a situation they don't understand, it's easy for fear to take hold.

If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win.

Nothing can suppress a human's curiosity.

I don't know which option you should choose. I could never advise you on that... No matter what kind of wisdom dictates you the option you pick, no one will be able to tell if it's right or wrong until you arrive to some sort of outcome from your choice.

If you think reality is just living comfortably and following your own whims, can you seriously dare to call yourself a soldier?

You don't stand a single chance to win unless you fight.

I don't want to lose what little family I have left.