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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 2

Raymond: 'Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?'
Jacob: 'That one's the dump?'
Raymond: 'They're both your locker!'

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Quote by Jacob Peralta from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 1

Guy: 'I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted.'
Jacob: 'Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?'

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Quote by Terry Jeffords from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 1

Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 1

Raymond: 'Everyone! I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt.'
Amy: 'Speech!'
Raymond: 'That was my speech.'

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Quote by Bronn from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 6

All the best brothels burned down. The master of coin is willing to found reconstruction.

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Quote by Bronn from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 6

Bronn: 'The master of coin looks forward to helping the master of ships. But first he has to ensure we're no wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin.'
Davos: 'Any more.'
Bronn: 'You're master of grammar now too?'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 6

There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it, no enemy can defeat it.

Stories
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Quote by Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 6

We represent all the great houses, but whoever we chose, they won't just rule over lords and ladies. Maybe the decision about what's best for everyone should be left at... everyone.

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 6

Love is more powerful than reason.

Love
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Quote by Seth Wright from Designated Survivor in Season 1 Episode 2

Tragedy either makes people appreciate their fellow men, or fear them.

Humanity
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Quote by Thomas Adam Kirkman from Designated Survivor in Season 1 Episode 1

Alex: 'You can't do that. You can't make promises that you won't be able to keep!'
Tom: 'We're in Washington, they're the only promises we're allowed to make.'

Washington, D.C.
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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 4

Varys: 'He's a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need.'
Tyrion: 'Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree.'

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Quote by Bronn from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 4

Tyrion: 'You broke my nose.'
Bronn: 'I did not break your nose.'
Tyrion: 'How do you know?'
Bronn: ''Cause I've been breaking noses since I was your size and I know what it sounds like.'

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Quote by Bronn from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 4

Tyrion: 'May I speak?'
Bronn: 'Why not, only death will shut you up.'

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Quote by Bronn from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 4

Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king.

War
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Quote by Jon Snow from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 4

Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together, so that others might live. Everyone in this world owns them a debt that can never be repaid. It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory to those who come after us and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.

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Quote by Lord Varys from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 4

Have you considered the best ruler might be the one who doesn't want to rule?

Power
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Quote by Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 3

It's the most heroic thing we can do now. Look the truth in the face.

Truth
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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 3

Tyrion: 'Maybe we should have stayed married.'
Sansa: 'You were the best of them.'
Tyrion: 'Terrifying thought.'

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Quote by Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 2

Sam: 'You need me out there.'
Edd: 'Well, if that's what it's come to, we really are fucked.'
Sam: 'Calling you 'fucked' wouldn't be strictly accurate.'

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Quote by Davos Seaworth from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 1

Varys: 'The Karstarks.'
Tyrion: 'One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway.'
Davos: 'Can't argue with that.'

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Quote by Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones in Season 8 Episode 1

Tyrion: 'You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off.'
Varys: 'You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?'
Tyrion: 'Because I have balls, and you don't.'

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Quote by Elena Gilbert from The Vampire Diaries in Season 8 Episode 16

That is the promis of peace, that one day after a long life we find each other again.

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Quote by Frank Castle from Daredevil in Season 2 Episode 3

Daredevil: 'You shot up a hospital.'
Castle: 'Yeah, and nobody got hurt who didn't deserve it.'

Marvel
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Quote by Matt Murdock from Daredevil in Season 1 Episode 6

I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm just a guy that got fed up with men like you and I decided to do something about it.

Marvel
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Quote by Matt Murdock from Daredevil in Season 2 Episode 13

There's one thing in this world that makes me feel more alive. And that's you.

Marvel
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Quote by Ben Urich from Daredevil in Season 1 Episode 11

The only thing I know without a doubt is you don't get to be the man at the top without making enemies looking to tear you down to the ground.

Marvel
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Quote by Ben Urich from Daredevil in Season 1 Episode 7

There are no heroes, no villains. Just people with different agendas.

Marvel
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Quote by Matt Murdock from Daredevil in Season 1 Episode 11

How do you know the angel and the devil inside me aren't the same thing?

Marvel
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Quote by Frank Castle from The Punisher in Season 1 Episode 3

Pain. You can get used to pain, Lieberman. You can adjust to it. You can adjust to pretty much anything. Just as long as there’s routine, right? Routine. Human mind, it craves it. Needs it. But if you take that away, that’s when you start to lose your shit. When you take away day and night and food. No water, no patterns.

Marvel
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Quote by Frank Castle from The Punisher in Season 1 Episode 1

Happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen.

Marvel
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Quote by Karen Page from The Punisher in Season 1 Episode 5

We are all lonely. I sometimes think that that is all that life is. We’re just fighting not to be alone.

Marvel
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Quote by Frank Castle from The Punisher in Season 1 Episode 13

If you’re gonna look at yourself, really look in the mirror, you gotta admit who you are. But not just to yourself, you gotta admit it to everybody else.

Marvel
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Quote by Karen Page from The Punisher in Season 1 Episode 2

Believe it or not, I actually care what happens to you, which makes precisely one of us.

Marvel
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Quote by David "Micro" Lieberman from The Punisher in Season 1 Episode 9

You have to do whatever it takes to take care of the people you love.

Marvel
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Quote by Dr. Nathan Katowsky from This Is Us in Season 1 Episode 1

You take the sourest lemon that life has to offer and turn it into something resembling lemonade.

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Quote by Jack Pearson from This Is Us in Season 2

You got to own your choices, boys. Choose them fully and don’t look back.

Decisions
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Quote by Rebecca Pearson from This Is Us in Season 2

When you’re a mom, you get a front row seat to the best show in town: watching your kids grow up.

Mother
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Quote by Kevin Pearson from This Is Us in Season 1

Sometimes you just got to do the right thing. You got to do the right thing, even if it’s not what you want.

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Quote by Randall Pearson from This Is Us in Season 2

Life feels like Pacman sometimes, I guess. It’s the same game over and over again. Same board. Same ghosts. Sometimes, you get a bunch of cherries but eventually and inevitably, those ghosts catch up with you.

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Quote by Kevin Pearson from This Is Us in Season 1

The point is, I don’t know what we are. Okay? That’s the truth. I don’t know what I think we are. I just know that I like the fact that there’s a 'we' for us to talk about.

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Quote by Eleanor Henstridge from The Royals

I'd rather have a half-life with you than a full life with anyone else.

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Quote by Liam Henstridge from The Royals

Dutchy: 'Oh, well I’m sorry dear, but you absolutely cannot date your brother's ex. It’s poor form.'
Liam: 'So is killing people.'

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Quote by Helena Henstridge from The Royals

Stay strong. Stay silent. And more than anything else, trust no one.

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Quote by Simon Henstridge from The Royals

Don’t diminish her light with your darkness. Be better than that.

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Quote by Leah from American Horror Story in Season 1

The devil is real and he isn't a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful because he's a fallen angel and he used to be God's favourite.

Devil
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Quote by Colin Baker from Doctor Who in Season 21 Episode 21

I am the Doctor, wether you like it or not.

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Quote by Linda Martin from Lucifer in Season 1 Episode 9

Being alone and being lonely are two entirely different things. You may be surrounded by others, but do you truly consider any of those people your friend?

Solitude & Being Alone
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Quote by Lucifer Morningstar from Lucifer in Season 1 Episode 3

Linda: 'You're doing it again.'
Lucifer: 'What?'
Linda: 'Displacing.'
Lucifer: 'No, I'm not.'
Linda: 'And that's denial.'
Lucifer: 'That's a river in Africa.'

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Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Jimmy: 'Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom.'
Fiona: 'He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam.'

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