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Quote by Hayden from The I-Land

We haven't seen half the shit this island is gonna throw at us.

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Quote from The I-Land in Season 1 Episode 1

Ten people wake up on a treacherous island with no memory of who they are or how they got there, they set off on a trek to try to get back home. They soon discover this world is not as it seems. Faced with the island’s extreme psychological and physical challenges, they must rise to their better selves - or die as their worst ones.

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Quote by Samuel Domínguez from Élite

Samuel: 'It must be nice to be rich instead of having to develop a personality.'
Carla: 'Shut up!'
Samuel: 'Buy my silence.'

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Quote by Guzmán Osuna from Élite

Guzmán: 'Why don’t you have a boyfriend?'
Nadia: 'I have strict parents. Why don’t you have a girlfriend?'
Guzmán: 'You have strict parents.'

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Quote by Guzmán Osuna from Élite

Nadia: 'The human body is 70% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.'
Guzmán: 'Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle.'

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Quote by Master Yoda from Star Wars in Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

Anger
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Quote by Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars in Rebels - Staffel 3 Episode 20

If you define yourself by the power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess...then you have nothing.

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Quote by Jamillia from Star Wars in Episode II - Attack of the Clones

The day we stop believing democracy can work is the day we lose it.

Democracy
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Quote by Shmi Skywalker from Star Wars in Episode I - The Phantom Menace

You can't stop change any more than you can stop the suns from setting.

Change, Sun
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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 3 Episode 7

Happiness is like lightning, blink and you miss it. After that came the fall. When you reach heaven the fall is devastating.

Happiness
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Quote by Rio from Money Heist in Season 3 Episode 7

You may be completly fucking nuts, Helsi, but you're a big softy.

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Quote by The Professor from Money Heist in Season 3 Episode 4

When someone is in love, they looks through rose-tinted glasses. Everything's wonderful. They transform into a soft teddy bear that's smiling all the time.

Falling in love
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Quote by The Professor from Money Heist in Season 3 Episode 3

In this world everything is governed by balance. There's what you stand to gain and what you stand to lose. And in this moment they think they have nothing to lose. And when you believe you've got nothing to lose, you're overconfident. We will be the ones that are going to show them just how much they have to lose.

Losing & Defeat, Winning
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Quote by Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto

A snake that crawled on the earth one day dreamed of soaring through the sky, though knowing it was impossible. Still, hoping beyond hope, it kept it's eye on a baby bird which it raised in its own nest, little realizing that actually the snake is prey because that bird is a hawk, ready to take to the sky.

Anime & Manga
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Quote by Kakashi Hatake from Naruto

Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way.

Anime & Manga
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Quote by Kakashi Hatake from Naruto

The hole in one's heart gets filled by others around you. Friends won't flock to someone who abandons the memory of his friends and gives up on the world just because things don't go the way he wants them to. That won't help fill the hole in your heart. And people won't help those who run away and do nothing. As long as you don't give up, there will always be salvation.

Friendship, Anime & Manga
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Quote by Kakashi Hatake from Naruto

I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?

Anime & Manga
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Quote by Jacob Peralta from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 15

Peralta: 'I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast.'
Holt: 'Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?'
Peralta: 'Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah.'
Holt: 'I pity your dentist.'
Peralta: 'Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!'

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Quote by Moritz Zimmermann from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) in Season 1 Episode 1

That's the story with Lenny. According to his doctors, he should be dead by now. Which is why he simply stopped consulting his doctors.

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Quote by Moritz Zimmermann from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) in Season 1 Episode 1

All successful people were once unpopular nerds. Guys like us who get treated like losers by everyone, until one day, they had it and they step up. Nerd today, boss tomorrow.

Nerds
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Quote by Moritz Zimmermann from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) in Season 1 Episode 1

This is my generation: Generation Z. Every single one of us has the entire knowledge of humankind in their pocket. We can get famous with one click, or we can change the world from our bedrooms. Limitless technological possibilities. And what do we do with it? Face-Swap.

Technology, Internet, Smartphones
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Quote by Moritz Zimmermann from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) in Season 1 Episode 1

If you're running a major drug-sell online business, there's one thing you should not do: tell random people about it. Well... unless you get a call from Netflix and they say, they wanna make a series about your life.

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Quote by Jim Hopper from Stranger Things in Season 3 Episode 8

Feelings. The truth is, for so long, I'd forgotten what those even were. I've been stuck in one place, in a cave you might say. A deep, dark cave. And then, I left some Eggos out in the woods, and you came into my life and for the first time in a long time, I started to feel things again. I started to feel happy. But lately, I guess I've been feeling distant from you. Like you're pulling away from me or something. I miss playing boardgames every night, making triple-decker Eggo extravaganzas at sunrise, watching westerns together before we doze off. But I know you're getting older. Growing. Changing. And I guess if I'm being really honest, that's what scares me. I don't want things to change. So I think maybe that's why I came in here, to try to maybe... stop that change. To turn back the clock. To make things go back to how they were. But I know that's naive. It's just not how life works. It's moving. Always moving, whether you like it or not. And, yeah, sometimes it's painful. Sometimes it's sad. And sometimes... it's surprising. Happy. So you know what? Keep on growing up, kid. Don't let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from 'em and when life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you're out of that cave.

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Quote by Rogelio de la Vega from Jane the Virgin in Season 1 Episode 22

There are many Jesus Christs. There is only one Jane.

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Quote by Michael Cordero from Jane the Virgin in Season 3 Episode 20

If not for that recital and that burger, I might not have ended up on the doorstep of a drunk, twenty-one year old girl. That’s not just a series of coincidences, it’s destiny. And I never doubted you were mine. And never doubt that all I want, forever and always, is for you to be happy.

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Quote by Rafael Solano from Jane the Virgin in Season 4 Episode 8

You asked me if I'll be able to let go, and I said yes. And I will. But it's going to be hard because it means letting go of something pretty big: the possibility of us. Which has been there for me, in the back of my mind, for a long time.

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Quote by Alba Villanueva from Jane the Virgin in Season 1 Episode 6

Jane: 'Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school.'
Xiomara: 'Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin.'
Jane: 'The nuns or the high schoolers?'
Alba: 'Both.'

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Quote by Jane Villanueva from Jane the Virgin in Season 4 Episode 17

Xiomara: 'Wait, does that mean you're saying 'yes'?'
Jane: 'I love him so much. He is my future, who else could it be?'

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Quote by Jane Villanueva from Jane the Virgin in Season 2 Episode 13

Lina: 'Jane, I didn't do it.'
Jane: 'So you weren't drinking at work.'
Lina: 'Oh, of course I was drinking at work. But ever since they put in the new rules, I bring my own booze.'

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 3 Episode 1

Paradise is wonderful when your life is dull and full of traffic. As an escape every now and then.

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 3 Episode 1

I can behave like a proper girl for a long time, but little by little, the naughty girl inside of me starts to take over.

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 3 Episode 1

Tokyo: 'Where are you going?'
Professor: 'I hope the day never comes when you need to find out.'

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Quote by Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants in Episode 56a

SpongeBob: 'But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.'
Mr. Krabs: 'And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun.'
SpongeBob: 'But it's old and cold and so very full of mold.'
Mr. Krabs: 'You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?'

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Quote by Gannicus from Spartacus

She was the rarest of women. A flower of beauty and compassion in a world full of shit. I would assume her place so that her laugh may yet fill solemn air.

Love declerations
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Quote by Sura from Spartacus in Season 1 Episode 11

Spartacus: 'I had no choice, a man must accept his fate.'
Sura: 'Or be destroyed by it.'

Fate & Destiny
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Quote by Spartacus from Spartacus

Whatever happens, it happens because we choose for it. We decide our fates.

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Quote by Spartacus from Spartacus in Season 1 Episode 10

It is a distance to travel- from a woman's mouth to the man's ears.

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Quote by Crixus from Spartacus in Season 1 Episode 9

You are my heart. I will never doubt the beating of it again.

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Quote by Spartacus from Spartacus

When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. A slave loses his pain. Death is the only freedom a slave knows. That's why he's not afraid of it. That's why we'll win.

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Quote by Spartacus from Spartacus

Death comes to us all. Press me again and you shall find yours.

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Quote by Batiatus from Spartacus in Season 1 Episode 12

Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass.

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Quote by Batiatus from Spartacus

Words fall from mouth as shit from ass.

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Quote by Gannicus from Spartacus

I’m for wine and the embrace of questionable women.

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Quote by Spartacus from Spartacus

We do not choose love. It claims each man as it will.

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Quote by Gannicus from Spartacus

The Gods march us to fucking Olympus, only to piss on us from atop a wall.

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Warehouses

Basically, Amazon is the industry trend setter. They're the Michael Jackson of shipping: They're the best at what they do, everyone tries to imitate them, and nobody who learns a third thing about them is happy that they did.

Amazon
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Quote by Seth Wright from Designated Survivor in Season 1 Episode 13

When your ship's taking on water, you don't jump. You grab a bucket.

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Quote by Kimble Hookstraten from Designated Survivor in Season 1 Episode 9

Let me give you a little bit of free advice. DC is all about realtionships.

Washington, D.C.
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Quote by Thomas Adam Kirkman from Designated Survivor in Season 1 Episode 4

I'm starting to realize more than I ever wanted to, that doing the right thing doesn't always make you feel good.

Morality & Ethics
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Quote by Kimble Hookstraten from Designated Survivor in Season 1 Episode 4

We all want to do the right thing. But the right thing is seldom free.

Morality & Ethics
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