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Quote by Linda Martin from Lucifer in Season 1 Episode 9

Being alone and being lonely are two entirely different things. You may be surrounded by others, but do you truly consider any of those people your friend?

Solitude & Being Alone
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Quote by Lucifer Morningstar from Lucifer in Season 1 Episode 3

Linda: 'You're doing it again.'
Lucifer: 'What?'
Linda: 'Displacing.'
Lucifer: 'No, I'm not.'
Linda: 'And that's denial.'
Lucifer: 'That's a river in Africa.'

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Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Jimmy: 'Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom.'
Fiona: 'He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam.'

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Quote by Jimmy Lishman from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

Love declerations
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Quote by Karen Jackson from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Phillip: 'Did he pitch a tent?'
Karen: 'Huh?'
Phillip: 'Did you make him hard?'
Karen: 'Ever try to play pool with a rope?'

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Quote by Jimmy Lishman from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Ninety percent of the world's problems are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people as, we say: 'Not bad.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 11 Episode 11

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

California
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Quote by Otis Milburn from Sex Education in Season 1 Episode 7

Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. Someone you can't stop thinking about. It hurts. But you can't make people like you. Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.

Love
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 11 Episode 7

Physics answers the question, 'What is the nature of the universe?' Geology answers the question, 'What'd I just trip over?'

Physics
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Quote by Eric Effiong from Sex Education in Season 1 Episode 2

Knowledge is power, power is status and status means popular.

Popularity
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Quote by Dr. Jean Milburn from Sex Education in Season 1 Episode 2

I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.

Dump-Quotes
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Quote by Otis Milburn from Sex Education in Season 1 Episode 1

Be proud of your penis and your heritage. 'Cause neither are going anywhere. You should work with what you've got.

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Quote by Maeve Wiley from Sex Education in Season 1 Episode 1

Adam: 'Three viagras.'
Maeve: 'Jesus Christ.'
Adam: 'You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.'
Maeve: 'No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing.'
Adam: 'I said stop staring at it!'
Maeve: 'Sorry, it's like a third leg.'

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Quote by Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy in Season 15 Episode 12

Peter: 'How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image.'
Quagmire: 'Trust me, you're perfect!'

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Quote by Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy in Season 15 Episode 10

How come you Eastern European guys can't be quiter in pornos? I mean, nobody has ever been like, 'yeah, yeah, more guy noises!'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 15 Episode 10

'You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield.'
Peter: 'Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 15 Episode 10

'Okay, nobody move!'
Cleveland: 'Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns.'
Peter: 'Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!'

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Brexit II

That twerking pig may actually be the perfect embodiment of the entire Brexit situation. It's in motion already, we're all powerless to stop it and it is impossible to look away.

Brexit
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Brexit II

Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.

French, English, Schweizer
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Venezuela

Accusing America of creating Venzuela's crisis is about as fair as accusing O.J. Simpson of murdering Princess Diana. I'm not saying it would be completly out of character, it just happens to not be true in this particular instance.

America
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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 3

'I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.'

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Quote by Saul Goodman from Better Call Saul in Season 1 Episode 1

The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks, is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in State Attorneys General

It's interesting how your feelings on sueing the government can change a lot, based on who is saying it. It's like how, 'I'm getting off here', is a fine thing for someone to say, if they're standing next to the door of a train. But it's a rude thing to say, if they are masturbating on that same train.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7

This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.

America
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.

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Quote by Sammi Slott from Shameless in Season 4

You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

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Quote by Sarah Cleary from Shameless in Season 6

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

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Quote by Sheila Jackson from Shameless in Season 2

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 4

Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.

Bullying
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Quote by Sarah Cleary from Shameless in Season 6

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.

Relationships
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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

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Quote by Butters Stotch from South Park in Season 7 Episode 14

Well yeah, and I'm sad. But at the same time, I'm really happy that something can make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive. You know? It makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this sad now, is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautfiul sadness.

Breakup & Lovesick, Grief
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Quote by General Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender

In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 5 Episode 8

When someone points a gun at you, you don't turn around and run away. You take it out of their hand and you point it right back.

Argument
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Quote by Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break

We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation.

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Quote by Michael Scofield from Prison Break in Season 1 Episode 16

You know what I want, to not have to be the older brother for my older brother.

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Quote by Lincoln Burrows from Prison Break

I’m not asking you to love me. I already screwed up that chance a long time ago. I’m asking you to love yourself. You can still put the brakes on this thing.

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 5 Episode 2

The problem with always wanting more is that the second you get it, it can always be taken away.

Greed
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Facebook

Calling Facebook a toilet is a little unfair to toilets. Because they make shit go away, whereas Facebook retains shit.

Facebook
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Facebook

Our main story tonight concerns Facebook, the worst place to wish Happy Birthday to a friend, other than a funeral.

Facebook
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Quote by King Zøg from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 10

Queen Dagmar: 'Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral.'
King Zøg: 'Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit.'

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Quote by Elfo from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 9

Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.

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Quote by King Zøg from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 9

Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'

Alcohol
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Quote by King Zøg from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 9

Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 24

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Love declerations
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 22

Here's the secret, kids: none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.

Love
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 22

Love doesn't make sense. I mean, you can't logic your way into or out of it. Love ist totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.

Love
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