The best Quotes by Tuco Salamanca

Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 7

Respect

That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

Tijuana

Wow! This kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

Sometimes you gotta rob to keep your riches.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 9

Past Remorse

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

Hope Sunrise

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7

Hair

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

Meryl Streep

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b*tch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 7

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 12

Cancer

If you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 9

Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

You should never be surprised when someone treats you with respect, you should expect it.

Sarah Dessen in Keeping the Moon

Self-Confidence Respect

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.

Bruce Lee

Character Knowledge Respect

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.

Craig Ferguson

Tijuana

Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the lust of San Diego. Everything that was illegal in San Diego was permitted in Tijuana.

Richard Rodriguez

San Diego Tijuana

Saul: "'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it."
Walter: "Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on, grow a pair!"

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 3

Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 12

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

Walter White

Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Yeah b*tch, Magnets!

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

Where'd you get your law degree, Goodman? The same clown college you got that suit?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 6

There's Marie's guy, Dave. She seems really happy with him. Not that Marie's an advertis*ment for advanced mental health or anything...

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 4

We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul - Season 5 Episode 9

The less talk, the better.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul - Season 1 Episode 9

You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 11

Wealth & Richness

Walter: "I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."
Gus: "Why did you make these decisions?"
Walter: "For the good of my family."
Gus: "Then they weren't bad decisions. A man provides for his family."

Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 5

Aw, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a bit.

Jane Margolis in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 11

Why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it's the same thing. Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? It's new every time. Each time is a different experience.

Jane Margolis in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 11

It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God.

Huell in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 11

Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were real

Walter White, Jr in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10

Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.

Skyler White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

If your guys had his meeting at KFC you wouldn't immediately assume he's sitting down with Colonel Sanders.

Steven Gomez in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7

Colonel Sanders KFC

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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