The best Quotes by Tuco Salamanca

Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.

That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.

Wow! This kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape.

Sometimes you gotta rob to keep your riches.

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b*tch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

If you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."

You should never be surprised when someone treats you with respect, you should expect it.

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.

Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the lust of San Diego. Everything that was illegal in San Diego was permitted in Tijuana.

Saul: "'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it."
Walter: "Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on, grow a pair!"

Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."

Yeah b*tch, Magnets!

Where'd you get your law degree, Goodman? The same clown college you got that suit?

There's Marie's guy, Dave. She seems really happy with him. Not that Marie's an advertis*ment for advanced mental health or anything...

We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

The less talk, the better.

You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Walter: "I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."
Gus: "Why did you make these decisions?"
Walter: "For the good of my family."
Gus: "Then they weren't bad decisions. A man provides for his family."

Aw, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a bit.

Why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it's the same thing. Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? It's new every time. Each time is a different experience.

It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God.

Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were real

Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.

If your guys had his meeting at KFC you wouldn't immediately assume he's sitting down with Colonel Sanders.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"