Don't take a leak on my shoes and tell me it's raining.
Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.
Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.
I don't think all people yearn for freedom, actually. I think they yearn for stability.
It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?
I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.
Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.
Ron Karenga wrote a book back in 1968, and in that book, he said that the reason, part of his motivation for starting Kwanzaa was because he felt that Christianity was the white man religion, and he didn't like Jews, and so he made up this lie. And he called it an African holiday because he was concerned that if he didn't call it an African holiday, that black Americans would not participate in it.
Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.
I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.
It is increasingly important to be open-minded.
It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.
But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs?
To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.
That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it?
Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?
Life is short. You die before you think you're going to. Don't waste it in college unless you're doing something real. My view.
I'm just not sure I trust the federal government not to trample on civil liberties.
I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head.
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