Quotes by Trundle, the Troll King

If you want me to hit you less, die sooner!

I'm gonna crush your dreams... they're in your skull, right?

You got a problem with me? Join the club!

Troll with the biggest club gets to be king. That's the rule!

Aurelion Sol: "Hello, Runeterra. Let's rock!"
Trundle: "Me? I like clubbing."

Trollmacia!

Aurelion Sol: "This... thing makes humans look smart."
Trundle: "What thing? Where?!"

I'm troll judge, troll jury, and execu...-troll.

You can never bash something too many times.

I'm not ugly, but they're about to be!

Time to troll!

Don't start trollin' me, please.

And I thought I was the troll.

I like my human with a bit of spice.

I'm the troll with the plan.

One troll to rule 'em all!

Time to start an ice age.

King of trolls, coming through.