The best Quotes by Trundle, the Troll King

If you want me to hit you less, die sooner!

I'm gonna crush your dreams... they're in your skull, right?

You got a problem with me? Join the club!

Troll with the biggest club gets to be king. That's the rule!

Aurelion Sol: "Hello, Runeterra. Let's rock!"
Trundle: "Me? I like clubbing."

Trollmacia!

Aurelion Sol: "This... thing makes humans look smart."
Trundle: "What thing? Where?!"

I'm troll judge, troll jury, and execu...-troll.

You can never bash something too many times.

I'm not ugly, but they're about to be!

Time to troll!

Don't start trollin' me, please.

And I thought I was the troll.

I like my human with a bit of spice.

I'm the troll with the plan.

One troll to rule 'em all!

Time to start an ice age.

King of trolls, coming through.

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

Garen: "My heart and sword, for Demacia."
Jinx: "My blarg and bloof for bablafia."

Malphite: "The girl always beats me. I must learn her powers."
Taliyah: "Perhaps you should choose Scissors, Malphite."

Hecarim: "The living will fall."
Wolf: "They always do!"
Lamb: "By arrow or by teeth."

Darius: "Remember why you fight, brother."
Draven: "Blah blah Noxus, blah blah strength."

Taric: "Your arrogance is impressive."
Aurelion Sol: "It is the least impressive thing about me."

Miss Fortune: "Cute bird. He bulletproof?"
Quinn: "Cute face. Talon-proof?"

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

The only true death is to never live.

What's in my violin case? Violence.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

You know, you couldn't have shadows without light.

The key to immortality? Not dying!

Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.