Kids. 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.True Lies, by Harry Tasker
People think i've stopped lying, but i've just got better at it.True Lies, by Harry Tasker
Fear is not an option.True Lies, by Helen Tasker
Women! Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!True Lies, by Albert Gibson
I know what this is... this is an espresso machine. No, no wait! It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?True Lies, by Harry Tasker
Helen Tasker: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry: "Yeah, but they were all bad."
Let's face it, Harry. The 'Vette gets 'em wet.True Lies, by Simon
Gib: "All right twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?"
Harry: "I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate."
Gib: "Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy."
So your life's in the crapper. So your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!True Lies, by Albert Gibson
We're gonna catch some terrorists. We're gonna beat the crap out of them. You're going to feel a hell of a lot better.True Lies, by Albert Gibson
I wanted to do something outrageous and it felt really good, to be needed, and to be trusted. It's just there's so much I want to do with this life and it feels like I haven't done any of it. And you know, the sand's running out of the hourglass, and I want to look back and say, "See, I did that, that was me, I was reckless and I was wild, and I fing did it!" Frankly, I don't give a shit if you understand that or not.True Lies, by Helen Tasker
It's the training. It shapes you into a lethal instrument. You react in a microsecond without thinking.True Lies, by Simon
Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?!True Lies, by Albert Gibson