The best Quotes from True Lies

Kids. 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

People think i've stopped lying, but i've just got better at it.

Fear is not an option.

Women! Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!

I know what this is... this is an espresso machine. No, no wait! It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?

Helen Tasker: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry: "Yeah, but they were all bad."

Let's face it, Harry. The 'Vette gets 'em wet.

Gib: "All right twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?"
Harry: "I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate."
Gib: "Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy."

So your life's in the crapper. So your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!

We're gonna catch some terrorists. We're gonna beat the crap out of them. You're going to feel a hell of a lot better.

I wanted to do something outrageous and it felt really good, to be needed, and to be trusted. It's just there's so much I want to do with this life and it feels like I haven't done any of it. And you know, the sand's running out of the hourglass, and I want to look back and say, "See, I did that, that was me, I was reckless and I was wild, and I f*cking did it!" Frankly, I don't give a shit if you understand that or not.

It's the training. It shapes you into a lethal instrument. You react in a microsecond without thinking.

Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick b*tch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?!

President Trump is a failed leader. He will go down in history as the worst president ever.

Marihuana? That's not a drug, it's a plant.

Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

That's what divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you make it to be a champion, if you can´t go through, forget it.

Hate burns fast and bright, and it might make you feel empowered for a while, but eventually it consumes whatever vessel it fuels.

To me, the pump kind of feels like having sex with a beautiful woman and coming. You know? It just feels fantastic. I am coming all the time, you know! Whether I am at the gym or at home. It's great!

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... The Pump.

It's easier to just throw around some bogus science claiming that you are superior to someone else than it is to actually work on becoming better yourself. It's easier to make excuses that the Jewish people conspired to hold you back than it is to admit that you just needed to work harder. It's easier to hate than it is to learn.

I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento I will pump up Sacramento.

The mob did not just shatter the windows of the Capitol. They shattered the ideas we took for granted. They did not just break down the doors of the building that housed American democracy, they trampled the very principles on which our country was founded.

The more you temper a sword, the stronger it becomes.

Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and your sister star in it. Put your name on it as director. Now you're a director. Everything after that you're just negotiating your budget and your fee.

Every time you dive, you hope you'll see something new - some new species. Sometimes the ocean gives you a gift, sometimes it doesn't.

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success.

The snake kills by squeezing very slowly. This is how the civilized world slowly, slowly pushes into the forest and takes away the world that used to be.

There are many talented people who haven't fulfilled their dreams because they over thought it, or they were too cautious, and were unwilling to make the leap of faith.

Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

I believe that life is hard. That we all are going to walk through things that are hard and challenging, and yet advertising wants us to believe that it's all easy.

The biggest lesson I've learned from my children is to look in the mirror at myself, not at them. I've realized that everything I've done has had an impact on them. We have to understand that they are like little paparazzi. They take our picture when we don't want them to and then they show it to us in their behavior.

I actually think there's an incredible amount of self-knowledge that comes with getting older.

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.