The best Quotes from Tropic Thunder

Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.

I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Lazarus: "Took a whole lot of tryin, just to get up that hill, but now we up in the big leagues."
Alpa Chino: "That's the theme songs from The Jeffersons."
Lazarus: "Just 'cause it's a theme song doesn't mean it's not true."

You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like punching the American flag in the face!

I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude.

You went full retard man, never go full retard!

It's just corn syrup you guys! Blood flavored... corn syrup.

Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of these years later, I still have a tendency to play it too big.

I don't get hung up on weight.

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

I'm always willing to endure humiliation on behalf of my characters.

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it.

Faith is taking the first step even when you can't see the whole staircase.

It's better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you're not.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed.

The important achievement of Apollo was demonstrating that humanity is not forever chained to this planet and our visions go rather further than that and our opportunities are unlimited.

Research is creating new knowledge.

The war in Vietnam I thought a dreadful mistake.

I don't have friends, I have family.

"We have laws for these things."
"Until they fail. Then you have me."

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Of all the threats from both your past and future. You've never faced anything like this.

There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

We're not just black, we're cops too. We'll pull ourselves over later.

Shimazu: "I want you to find your peace. But a good death only comes after a good life."
John Wick: "You and I left a good life behind a long time ago, my friend."

Your days of fighting to the so-called greater good are over. This is our chance to control the truth - the concepts of right and wrong - for everyone for centuries to come. You're fighting to save an ideal that doesn't exist. Never did. You need to pick a side.

I want revenge. I want them to know that death is coming, and there is nothing they can do to stop it.

Kami: "What do you want, sweetie?"
Alphie: "For robots to be free."
Kami: "Oh. We don't have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?"

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane.

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.