The best Quotes from Tropic Thunder

Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.

I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Lazarus: "Took a whole lot of tryin, just to get up that hill, but now we up in the big leagues."
Alpa Chino: "That's the theme songs from The Jeffersons."
Lazarus: "Just 'cause it's a theme song doesn't mean it's not true."

You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like punching the American flag in the face!

I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude.

You went full retard man, never go full retard!

It's just corn syrup you guys! Blood flavored... corn syrup.

Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.