Quotes and Voice-Lines by Tristana the Yordle Gunner

Do you have a rocket in your pocket?

Um, Teemo, are these mushrooms your rations or your ammo?

Please allow my cannon and I to conflict resolve.

A cannonball is the best icebreaker!

When you find the right gun, you only need one.

Fizz: "Wanna see a trick?"
Tristana: "Wanna see a gun?"

Anyone ever tell you you're a little clingy?

Nothing a little gunpowder won't fix!

You make it easy to be unimpressed.

Orders are more like guidelines, really.

A Bandle Gunner never turns tail. Unless it's to taunt you.

One stump high and ten stumps tall!
Bandle Gunners show 'em all!

Sometimes outnumbered; never outgunned.

You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em.

Bandle Gunners, what'd you see?
Sir, just smoke and victory!

Aw, Veigar! You're cute when you're angry.

Let 'em come by land, by sea or air!
Send 'em running home when the Bandle Gunners blare!

You're not the only Yordle who knows how to fly, Corki.

Bandle City Mayor: "Bah, I do have a speech! Ehhh... where did I put it?"
Tristana: "That's okay, Mayor. Just start applauding, furballs!"

Teemo: "Some day, these young scouts will be Bandlewood gunners."
Tristana: "Scouts wear helmets. Gunners carry guns!"

I bravely volunteer to charge in recklessly!

I call frontline.

Once a Bandle gunner, always a Bandle gunner!

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

Garen: "My heart and sword, for Demacia."
Jinx: "My blarg and bloof for bablafia."

Malphite: "The girl always beats me. I must learn her powers."
Taliyah: "Perhaps you should choose Scissors, Malphite."

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

The only true death is to never live.

What's in my violin case? Violence.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

You know, you couldn't have shadows without light.

The key to immortality? Not dying!

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.