Quotes by Trevor Belmont

For evil bastards to win power, all ordinary people have to do is stand aside and keep quiet.

Elder: "Would you like something to eat?"
Trevor: "I'd prefer something to drink."
Elder: "Arn, bring our friend some water!"
Trevor: "Oh, the- never mind, then."

Seriously? I'm out of practice, but I'm stone-cold sober.

So I can find somewhere to piss and somewhere else to sleep.

I am Trevor Belmont of the House of Belmont, and dying has never frightened me.