Right. I have an intelligence of 6. I know what I'm doing.Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical Role, Season 1 Episode 1
Hello, I'd like to share the news of our lord and savior, my axe in your face!Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical Role, Episode 29
Percy: "Well, perhaps if someone didn't accidentally decapitate the last fellow who hired us."
Grog: "Well, I apologized, didn't I?"
Only in the house of lady favors do I let my beans hang out when I sleep.Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical Role, Episode 58
Sylas: "You keep an eye on that house, I'll go get the others."
Grog: "Right. Can you pick me up a sandwich on the way back?"
With my frenzied rage renewed, I run towards the water, haunted by nightmares of Sebastian and the Little Mermaid and I leap into the water, and start slashing, and slashing.Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical Role
Grog: "We have, also if you're interested, in trade, basilisk eggs, and parts of an umberhulk."
Vax'ildan: "And a troll dck."
Grog: "Nope, that's gone. We flogged him with it, and then it disappeared."
Vax'ildan: "I detract my offer."
Grog: "It was used very well."