Quotes and Sayings about Trash TV

Reality TV to me is the museum of social decay.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

You'll never see a Lamborghini commercial in TV again. People who are able to afford a Lamborghini have better things to do than watching TV.

I like to talk on TV about those things that aren't worth writing about.

Television speeded everything up.

Television and the media are everywhere and they are taking over so powerfully. They don't shut up for a second. So you are unable to think.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Another evening of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my small screen to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all day.

Television is increasingly seen as 'infotainment,' not a credible source of information.

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

We all know that watching TV makes you fat, stupid, miserable and violent.

TV is the best babysitter.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

There is a revolution happening, and within two years I think that Wi-Fi and Netflix will be built into all the televisions.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

One should never forget, that society would rather be amused than instructed.

My favorite meal would have to be good old-fashioned eggs, over easy, with bacon. Many others, but you can't beat that on a Sunday morning, especially with a cup of tea.

You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.

I applaud anything that can take a kid away from a PlayStation or a Gameboy. That is a miracle in itself.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving.

I wondered if a memory is something you have or something you've lost.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.