The best Quotes from Toy Story

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

Come on. Let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay.

Buzz Lightyear: "Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'."
Woody: "The word I'm searching for I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."

We’re not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.

Your'e right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Rex: "No, no, no, no."
Buzz Lightyear: "Oh, you almost had him."
Rex: "I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!"
Buzz Lightyear: "Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am."
Rex: "But look at my little arms! I can't press the 'fire' button and 'jump' at the same time!"

Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same.

We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room.

I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Alien toys: "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."
Mrs. Potato-Head: "You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!"
Alien toys: "Daddy!"

Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You. Are. A. Toy!

I'm sorry, honey, but you know... toys don't last forever.

I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?

Buzz Lightyear: "I'll never give in. You killed my father! "
Emperor Zurg: "No, Buzz. I AM your father!"

You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.

There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Woody: "Hey, Buzz! You're flying."
Buzz Lightyear: "This isn't flying, this is falling with style!"

I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition.

He's not lost. Not anymore.

You're mocking me, aren't you?

I've set my laser from stun to kill!

Mo: "You got a clean record, and you're free and armed. How are you still complaining?"
Darby: "I got off for good behavior, not good attitude."

Darby: "You are the last person I wanna be stuck with in a life-and-death situation."
Mo: "Well, you're in luck, okay? 'Cause look around. This is just a 'death' situation!"

Izzy: "Let's review our objectives!"
Woman: "Kill the robots."
Man: "And don't die."
Woman: "'Don't die' is just something you wanna do every day."

I.V.A.N.: "You failed to reach hyperspeed."
Buzz: "Didn't need to hear that, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "You didn't hear that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll repeat."

I.V.A.N.: "Mission failure imminent, please record your last words."
Buzz: "Not today, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "If you are satisfied with this recording, speak or select one."

Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4071. As members of the Elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, we've been charged to protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from any sworn enemies of the Galactic Alliance.

Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 3901. Sensors have detected potential life forms on an uncharted planet. So we're making a detour to investigate.

After a full year of being marooned on this planet, our specialized crew have put this planet's vast resources to incredible use. Finally, our first hyperspeed test flight is a go.

Everything that made that giant tree is already contained inside this tiny little seed. All it needs is some time, a little bit of sunshine and rain, and voilá!

How can you research a made-up world? You can't, really.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

Absolutely eat dessert first! The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

What I love most about icons is finding out what's behind them, exploring the price of their power.

I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning, you make up some of your most absurd jokes.

I find there are a few places where I like to meditate more than in other places. There's a little Catholic church that I go to, and there's another temple I go to - there are certain places where I just feel more comfortable.

There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really speeds up exponentially. With that, I think you start to put a lot of things into context; you start to see how huge the world is, and really, the universe.

To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys.

As a parent, you have to figure out how to shape your kid's character. You want to have human beings who learn about good character. You have to be able to see your child with clarity, see the good side and the bad side of them, and work on the bad side and make them better so they fulfill their potential.

I take parenting incredibly seriously. I want to be there for my kids and help them navigate the world, and develop skills, emotional intelligence, to enjoy life, and I'm lucky to be able to do that and have two healthy, normal boys.

I play- it's kind of like a slice-of-life, LA women in their forties, playing forty kind of what's their friendship like, and what's their life like and so I just play one of the four friends.

A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it.