Quotes by Towelie

Towelie is a character from South Park

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I'm not high! I haven't been high since Wednesday. Oh, oh it is Wednesday?

Towelie in South Park
 
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Towelie: "I can't remember. It all looks the same. Hang on, let me get high. Then I'll remember where it is."
Stan: "Alright, so where is it?"
Towelie: "Where's what?"

Towelie in South Park
 
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Cartman: "You just have no long term memory because you get high all the time."
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso."

Towelie in South Park
 
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I don't know what tomorrow's gonna bring. I'm learning to love what I am. I'm a towel.

Towelie in South Park
 
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