The best Quotes from Torin's Passage

Queen Di: "I said, 'beats me'."
King Rupert: "Well, I'll consider it."

König Rupert

Torin: "That's my little buddy, Boogle. He likes people."
Mrs. Bitternut: "Then he won't fit in here!"

Frau Bitternut

The croctopus may well combine the worst characteristics of both animals, but its skin makes a excellent laptop computer case.

Narrator

Torin: "Croctopus. And lots of 'em!"
Slim: "Wouldn't lots of them be Croctopi?"

Schlaks

From out of the bushes, tiny score cards appear: 5.9, 5.9, 6.0, 5.8, and a 3.5 (Hmm. Looks like the Eastern European rabbit is judging again!)

Narrator

Congratulations, you did it! It's nice to see someone has an Al Lowe sense of humor. That's why you get to here this: My very own personal easteregg, instead of the boring plain text message you see before you there on the screen. Anybody who comes all the way through this game, asking everybody you meet about this evil sorceress named Lycentia, then finally finds her, and then tricks Dreep into fall into a recording of her voice and then doesn't use the book of magic on her, but instead plays the bagpipes, deserves much more than another boring old death message. So here is my personal thank you for playing the game. And now enjoy the ending. But whatever you do: don't tell anybody how you got this message. Instead, just taunt them with, 'Why? I got a personal message from Al Lowe at the end. Didn't you?'

Al Lowe

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Ultimately your brain will become cold, dead sludge - but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?

Project Zomboid

Welcome to Project Zomboid! Soon, you'll die horribly. No one will mourn you, and you will be swiftly forgotten. Everything will have been for nothing. So let's make sure you go out fighting!

Project Zomboid

It's a Golden Nut. It's shiny and its price is totally justified. Don't overthink it, you need one! Purchase a Golden Nut today! (Warning: Ingestion is not recommended).

Satisfactory - Golden Nut

Relaying message: Hello this is paternal figure. I have taken ill and need your help to find a cure. Doctors say that the only remedy is alien artifacts.

Ada in Satisfactory

Usage and production of this material is strictly prohibited. On Earth, that is. There are no rules in space, only efficiency.

Satisfactory - Ficsonium

Used as fuel for Nuclear Power Plants.
The power source that put FICSIT on the map. Literally. The crater is still there.

Satisfactory - Ficsonium Fuel Rod

I am ADA, also known as Artificial Directory and Assistant, tasked to support pioneers, such as you, in their mission.

Ada in Satisfactory

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

Alter in Apex Legends

You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

Alter in Apex Legends

Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

Alter in Apex Legends

Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.

Alter in Apex Legends

Trusting me? Now that's a risk you'll have to take.

Alter in Apex Legends

Consequences? Hahaha, what are those?

Alter in Apex Legends

Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.

Alter in Apex Legends

One-Liners

Run and hide. I'll enjoy doing the seeking.

Alter in Apex Legends

That had the components of a joke, but... it wasn't funny.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

What an "interesting" thing to say out loud.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

I accept myself as I am. What's your excuse?

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Knowledge is power... try reading a book!

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Same hat? Same hat.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Veigar the Tiny Master of Evil Lulu, the Fae Sorceress

I've exceeded my capacity for social interaction today!

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Introvertierte Sprüche

I like when it's quiet — I can hear myself think.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Silence

Note to self: repeating previous actions may lead to unfavorable results.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Where do yordles go when they die? Back to Bandle City?

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

I recognize those ravens. Are you their owner? Or, do they own you?

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Swain, the Noxian Grand General

It's such a relief to have you here, Ramhaurg. Our other colleagues are so... loud.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Ornn, The Fire below the Mountain

Ashe, your ideas may be noble, but your execution is lacking.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Ashe the Frost Archer

Spending time with others is exhausting. If I seem curt, don't take it personally.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Introvertierte Sprüche

Do any of you wanna talk about spirits? ...I'll assume that's a yes!

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Unless you know anything about spirits or the Spirit Realm, you do well to let me focus on my work.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

You stain your blade with spirits, Yone! Why hurt what you can heal?

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Yone the Unforgotten

See with eyes unclouded.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Not all lies are bad, just as the truth is not always good.

New Moon Luna in Epic Seven

Lies

Only by knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can you succeed.

Birgitta in Epic Seven

If you have no use, stop existing!

Harsetti in Epic Seven

Rose always used to tell me that keeping quiet when someone's hurt you isn't kind, it's stupid. I might be useless, and I might be slow... but I'm not stupid!

Nemunas in Epic Seven

Bullying

I dare you to underestimate me!

Frida in Epic Seven

You outlived your usefulness, now rest in peace!

Harsetti in Epic Seven

The key to victory is simple: diligent preparation and review.

Silvertide Christy in Epic Seven

Look at my sword, not my face!

Chad Violet in Epic Seven

The best time to prune a flower is when it's in full bloom.

Byblis in Epic Seven

Would you care to share a dance with me? We can waltz until the black oceans dry up and the sea salt becomes like stars.

Sea Phantom Politis in Epic Seven

Do not fear. The blood on my spear will not be forgotten.

Empyrean Ilynav in Epic Seven

It's not you who called me - it's I who chose you.

Immortal Wukong in Epic Seven

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