The best Quotes from Torin's Passage

Queen Di: "I said, 'beats me'."
King Rupert: "Well, I'll consider it."

Torin: "That's my little buddy, Boogle. He likes people."
Mrs. Bitternut: "Then he won't fit in here!"

The croctopus may well combine the worst characteristics of both animals, but its skin makes a excellent laptop computer case.

Torin: "Croctopus. And lots of 'em!"
Slim: "Wouldn't lots of them be Croctopi?"

From out of the bushes, tiny score cards appear: 5.9, 5.9, 6.0, 5.8, and a 3.5 (Hmm. Looks like the Eastern European rabbit is judging again!)

Congratulations, you did it! It's nice to see someone has an Al Lowe sense of humor. That's why you get to here this: My very own personal easteregg, instead of the boring plain text message you see before you there on the screen. Anybody who comes all the way through this game, asking everybody you meet about this evil sorceress named Lycentia, then finally finds her, and then tricks Dreep into fall into a recording of her voice and then doesn't use the book of magic on her, but instead plays the bagpipes, deserves much more than another boring old death message. So here is my personal thank you for playing the game. And now enjoy the ending. But whatever you do: don't tell anybody how you got this message. Instead, just taunt them with, 'Why? I got a personal message from Al Lowe at the end. Didn't you?'

It's a Golden Nut. It's shiny and its price is totally justified. Don't overthink it, you need one! Purchase a Golden Nut today! (Warning: Ingestion is not recommended).

Relaying message: Hello this is paternal figure. I have taken ill and need your help to find a cure. Doctors say that the only remedy is alien artifacts.

Usage and production of this material is strictly prohibited. On Earth, that is. There are no rules in space, only efficiency.

Used as fuel for Nuclear Power Plants.
The power source that put FICSIT on the map. Literally. The crater is still there.

I am ADA, also known as Artificial Directory and Assistant, tasked to support pioneers, such as you, in their mission.

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.

Trusting me? Now that's a risk you'll have to take.

Consequences? Hahaha, what are those?

Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.

Run and hide. I'll enjoy doing the seeking.

That had the components of a joke, but... it wasn't funny.

What an "interesting" thing to say out loud.

I accept myself as I am. What's your excuse?

Knowledge is power... try reading a book!

Same hat? Same hat.

I've exceeded my capacity for social interaction today!

I like when it's quiet — I can hear myself think.

Note to self: repeating previous actions may lead to unfavorable results.

Where do yordles go when they die? Back to Bandle City?

I recognize those ravens. Are you their owner? Or, do they own you?

It's such a relief to have you here, Ramhaurg. Our other colleagues are so... loud.

Ashe, your ideas may be noble, but your execution is lacking.

Spending time with others is exhausting. If I seem curt, don't take it personally.

Do any of you wanna talk about spirits? ...I'll assume that's a yes!

Unless you know anything about spirits or the Spirit Realm, you do well to let me focus on my work.

You stain your blade with spirits, Yone! Why hurt what you can heal?

See with eyes unclouded.

Not all lies are bad, just as the truth is not always good.

Only by knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can you succeed.

If you have no use, stop existing!

Rose always used to tell me that keeping quiet when someone's hurt you isn't kind, it's stupid. I might be useless, and I might be slow... but I'm not stupid!

I dare you to underestimate me!

You outlived your usefulness, now rest in peace!

The key to victory is simple: diligent preparation and review.

Look at my sword, not my face!

The best time to prune a flower is when it's in full bloom.

Would you care to share a dance with me? We can waltz until the black oceans dry up and the sea salt becomes like stars.

Do not fear. The blood on my spear will not be forgotten.

It's not you who called me - it's I who chose you.

The Outer Rim is a dangerous place. Everyone is fighting for their piece of the galaxy. But all I want is to live free. So I'm gonna risk it all.

This job... it's a death wish. I'm in!