The best Quotes about the Tooth Fairy

The best Quotes about the Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?
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I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.
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Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt
Big L - Let 'Em Have It "L", Album: Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous
My parents told me not to lie. All I'm saying is: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.

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Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
[Teeth]
Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.
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Smiling is the most elegant way to show someone your teeth.
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Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.
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Don't be surprised if you wake up in a big brown bag one day. That only means that Santa finally fulfilled my wish.
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I heard there's an old man going around offering gifts to children without asking for compensation. Is that what you call an act of kindness? Fascinating.
Papa Elf: "Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Buddy: "What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."
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Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
Nothing, it's on the house!
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
Santa can't always give a child what they want. 'Cause the child will grow up, become an adult, and realize that a Chanel bag costs a month's wage for most people. Which is the result of just a few people having far too much money.
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On a very special night every year, legend has it that a jolly old man in a red suit flies through the air and brings gifts, laughter, and joy to children everywhere.
I'm sending you this message in times of capitalism, consumption and presents to remind you of the true meaning of Christmas:
The birth of Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Why are you so serious? What's wrong with believing and liking stuff like Santa Claus and magic, even when you're a bit older?
On Christmas Eve, many years ago, I lay quietly in my bed. I did not rustle the sheets. I breathed slowly and silently. I was listening for a sound I was afraid I'd never hear. The ringing bells of Santa's sleigh.
May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.
Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.
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The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumping and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancing to the Jailhouse Rock
Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock, Album: Jailhouse Rock
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Find out who you are. And do it on purpose.
I'm known for snatching purses and bombing churches
I get more p*ssy on accident then most n*ggas get on purpose
Big L - Da Graveyard
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They say I'm up and coming, like I'm f*cking in an elevator
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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