The best Quotes about the Tooth Fairy

The best Quotes about the Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?
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I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.
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Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt
Big L - Let 'Em Have It "L", Album: Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous
My parents told me not to lie. All I'm saying is: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.