The best Quotes by Tony McCoy

The best Quotes by Tony McCoy

Sir Anthony Peter McCoy (born 4 May 1974), commonly known as AP McCoy or Tony McCoy, is a Northern Irish former National Hunt horse racing jockey.

Horses are like people - they have different personalities. They can be nice, friendly and hard-working, or awkward, difficult and lazy. If horses were people, some would be on the dole, and others would be entrepreneurs.
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I dream up things, and then I convince myself that they're possible.
I've always got a sweet tooth. I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.

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I call horses "divine mirrors" - they reflect back the emotions you put in. If you put in love and respect and kindness and curiosity, the horse will return that.
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Annie: "I've heard you help people with horse problems."
Tom Booker: "Truth is, I help horses with people problems."
Tom Booker in The Horse Whisperer
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When you discover you're riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
Tribal Wisdom
A horse is a bike that pedals itself.
Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 5
Receptionist: "Horses are very spiritual animals, and they help our patients in their path to recovery."
Norman: "Ah. A path filled with horse shit."
Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6
You know how every model is like, 'I do yoga.' Well, I find horses have the same effect.
Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.
When I see chocolate, I hear to voices in my head:

One says: "Eat it!"
The other one says: "Can't you listen? You're supposed to eat it!"
All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many servings of chocolate should I be eating today again?
As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is a fruit for me.
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
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Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Everywhere in the world there are tensions - economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
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Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?"
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The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
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Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.
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After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
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One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.
For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

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