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The best Quotes by Tony Johnson
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Why would people rather be famous for being sh-t than not famous at all? When did that start?
After Life
Influencers
Women are better than men. And they never stop trying to bring us up to their standard.
After Life
One day you'll eat your last meal, smell your last flower, hug your friend for the very last time. You might not know it's the last time, so that's why you should do everything you love with passion, you know? Treasure the few years you've got because that's all there is.
After Life
I thought not caring was a superpower. I was wrong. Caring about stuff, that's what really matters. Kindness. Making other people feel good.
After Life
We're all screwed up in one way or another. It sort of makes you normal.
After Life
Once you realize you're not gonna be around forever, I think that's what makes life so magical.
After Life
Don't worry about your past. Worry about your future.
After Life
Here's what's what: humanity is a plague. We're a disgusting, narcissistic, selfish parasite, and the world would be a better place without us. It should be everyone's moral duty to kill themselves. I could do it now. Quite happily just go upstairs, jump off the roof, and make sure I landed on some c*nt from accounts.
After Life
Life is precious because you can't watch it again. I mean, you can believe in an afterlife if that makes you feel better. Doesn't mean it's true.
After Life
I'd rather be nowhere with her than somewhere without her.
After Life
I'm not a pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby little ginger c*nt.
After Life
Ginger / Redhairs
Why should you be embarrassed about being honest and saying something nice? He should be flattered.
After Life
Most things are a good excuse for a drink.
After Life
Alcohol
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Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not.
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After Life
Happiness
Bad things happen to good people. Good things happen to bad people. Sometimes it's just no one's fault.
Daphne / Roxy
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After Life
You've got such a good heart, you were born like it. You can't contrive it, you're just decent. I knew it, first time I met you. Hit me like a bolt of lightning. And I've loved you ever since, you fat twat.
Lisa Johnson
in
After Life
Love declerations
At first I thought, "I'll give him the benefit of the doubt" because I just assumed that you were always having a bad day but maybe it's just because you're a c*nt.
After Life
A society grows great when old men plant trees the shade of which they know they will never sit in. Good people do things for other people, that's it, the end.
Anne in
After Life
Selflessness
Trees
I'd rather live missing him than for him to live missing me. That's how much I love him.
Anne in
After Life
Nothing's as good if you don't share it.
After Life
There are angels by the way. They don't have wings and live in clouds. They wear nurse's uniforms and work hard to pay the rent on their houses. Some work for charities because they can't look the other way. Some have four legs and bark. But whatever they look like, they all save lives.
Anne in
After Life
Angels
Nurses
You can't feel sorry for yourself. You've got to keep going.
After Life
"So, what's your job?"
"I'm a blogger and model on Instagram. How about you?"
"I'm a soldier in Call of Duty."
"That's not a job?!"
"Well, who started it?"
Call of Duty
Influencers
I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
Debbie Gallagher
in
Shameless
- Season 3 Episode 10
Ginger / Redhairs
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson
in
The Simpsons
- Season 8 Episode 18
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Alcohol
Toasts
If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?
Jordan Klepper
in
The Daily Show
New York Jets
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