Quotes by TommyInnit

Violence is never the answer - except when it is!

I'm here for a good time, not for a long time.

I am under the influence of swag.

Wilbur, if I ever get married, just shoot me.

Will, I have good news and bad news. Good news, I found you a woman. Bad news, she's American.

God, what I wouldn't give to live in Wyoming.

Deo and I have a fragile relationship these days.

She answered me! Pokimane answered me! I am a man now!

When I see Americans and they don't think my content is funny, I think, "I don't find your continent funny."

In all honesty, I think I would be a pretty bad shark.

If there's one thing I love more than women, it's igloos... that's the truth.

Aliens are not real. But bald people are.

How do I get my friend a divorce without him knowing?

I could give you advice about women. They're not worth it.

We have to WAP - worship and pray.

Most people, when they watch my videos, find me really annoying.

Have a carrot, please, calm yourself.

Only people with parents that make over 200k a year know what a sausage fattener is.