Quotes by TommyInnit

Thomas Simons, better known by his online alias TommyInnit, is an English YouTuber and Twitch streamer. He produces Minecraft-related videos and livestreams.

The best Quotes and Sayings

Violence is never the answer - except when it is!

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I'm here for a good time, not for a long time.

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I am under the influence of swag.

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Wilbur, if I ever get married, just shoot me.

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Will, I have good news and bad news. Good news, I found you a woman. Bad news, she's American.

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God, what I wouldn't give to live in Wyoming.

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Deo and I have a fragile relationship these days.

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She answered me! Pokimane answered me! I am a man now!

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When I see Americans and they don't think my content is funny, I think, "I don't find your continent funny."

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In all honesty, I think I would be a pretty bad shark.

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If there's one thing I love more than women, it's igloos... that's the truth.

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Aliens are not real. But bald people are.

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How do I get my friend a divorce without him knowing?

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I could give you advice about women. They're not worth it.

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We have to WAP - worship and pray.

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Most people, when they watch my videos, find me really annoying.

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Have a carrot, please, calm yourself.

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Only people with parents that make over 200k a year know what a sausage fattener is.

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