The best Quotes by TommyInnit

The best Quotes by TommyInnit

Thomas Simons, better known by his online alias TommyInnit, is an English YouTuber and Twitch streamer. He produces Minecraft-related videos and livestreams.

Violence is never the answer - except when it is!

I'm here for a good time, not for a long time.

I am under the influence of swag.

Wilbur, if I ever get married, just shoot me.

Will, I have good news and bad news. Good news, I found you a woman. Bad news, she's American.

God, what I wouldn't give to live in Wyoming.

Deo and I have a fragile relationship these days.

She answered me! Pokimane answered me! I am a man now!

When I see Americans and they don't think my content is funny, I think, "I don't find your continent funny."

In all honesty, I think I would be a pretty bad shark.

If there's one thing I love more than women, it's igloos... that's the truth.

Aliens are not real. But bald people are.

How do I get my friend a divorce without him knowing?

I could give you advice about women. They're not worth it.

We have to WAP - worship and pray.

Most people, when they watch my videos, find me really annoying.

Have a carrot, please, calm yourself.

Only people with parents that make over 200k a year know what a sausage fattener is.

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It's bouta be 2022 and people are still mad about women in gaming?

Pokimane - December 2021

Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes.

Pokimane - January 2022

Yeah, this if my life. Sitting here having people pay to call me "chubby". Does that say more about me or about you?

Pokimane - November 2021

You know you're dead to me when I remove the emojis out of your name in my phone.

Pokimane - October 2021

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Emojis 😂😉😍

Honestly, it's got me realizing, maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time.

Pokimane in Free Guy

If you hate me so much, why are you watching my stream for 5 hours straight?

Pokimane - August 2021

Thank you for supporting me to the point where I consider anything more than that unnecessary. To anyone that was more generous- please support growing channels, charities, and treat yourselves.

Pokimane - November 2020, about $5 donation cap

Whenever I go outside, i'm just amazed by how good the graphics are, like, damn..
God rlly popped off!

Let people wear what they want!
Date who they want!
Do what they want!

As long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, mind ya damn business!

I feel like I can play it for a few hours, but I don't really like to stream it. I get a million stream snipers, and then I want to cry.

Pokimane - February 2020, about Fortnite

Then odds are he'll be near a settlement, probably close to another city out there. Ain't too many of 'em in Wyoming.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 4

If you didn't want to believe in me, that's okay, because I'll make a believer out of you!

Josh Allen - June 2017

In Wyoming, the beauty of our mountains is matched only by the grit of our people.

Wyoming is a special place: Where our farmers and ranchers rise before dawn and work until night to feed our nation. Where our coal miners and oil field workers produce the energy that powers America's homes and businesses, and where our families are guided by faith, know the value of hard work, and deeply love our land.

Wyoming - God bless you in Wyoming - it's very boring, and it's the most isolated place on Earth.

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I've lived out West some... I've always liked the High Plains areas - eastern Colorado, eastern Wyoming, western Nebraska.

Charles Frazier

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Colorado Wyoming Nebraska

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

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There may be aliens in our Milky Way galaxy, and there are billions of other galaxies. The probability is almost certain that there is life somewhere in space.

Buzz Aldrin

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All right, this is it. These crummy aliens stole our parents, it's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean. Darnit, we're carbon based life forms. So, who's going to kick buttocks?

Jimmy Neutron in Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius

Dispatch, this is Unit Fourteen. We've got a... what's the code for a gigantic alien spaceship?

Secret Invasion - The Amazing Spider-Man

Aquariums provide an ideal opportunity to study alien fauna up close. Select carefully which lifeforms you bring onboard - they may also be studying you.

Our job is keeping people in the dark about alien life on Earth, and nothing says covert operation like a flying woman in a red skirt.

Cat Grant in Supergirl

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

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