Lynette: 'You think doing laundry is throwing dirty clothes in the hamper and getting clean ones out of the drawer.'
Porter: 'That's how dad does it?!'
Tom: 'O-okay, let's stay on topic!'
Mike: 'You're kidding. We're playing an actual gig?'
Tom: 'In front of people who aren't listening just because I pay their allowance? Well, this is fantastic!'
Tom: 'Are you as tired as I am?'
Lynette: 'More. But I'm tougher, and I complain less.'
Tom: 'Not when you give birth - and you do that a lot.'