The best Quotes by Tom Lehrer

The best Quotes by Tom Lehrer

Thomas Andrew Lehrer (born April 9, 1928) is an American musician, singer-songwriter, satirist, and mathematician, who later taught mathematics and musical theater.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Life Motivation Piano

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

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Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

Pain / Nagato in Naruto

21

Life Pain Hurting Falling down

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Pat in Silver Linings

36

Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.

Stephenie Meyer in Twilight

19

Life Death Suicide

Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!

Dory in Finding Nemo

17

Life Risk Safety

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

16

Life Optimism Dancing Rain Positive Quotes

If no one in the entire world cared about you, did you really exist at all?

Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

15

Life Friendship Solitude & Loneliness

Love the life you live.
Live the life you love.

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Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss

Benjamin Button in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

15

Life Chances & Opportunities

If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for.

2Pac

15

Life Death Meaning

You have to die a few times before you can really live.

Charles Bukowski in The People Look Like Flowers at Last

14

Life Risk Beginning

It's just that... I just think that some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic. It's the universe's way of providing contrast, you know? There have to be a few holes in the road. It's how life is.

Sarah Dessen in The Truth About Forever

14

Life Failures & Mistakes Beginning Scars

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

18

Courage Motivation

To me, the very definition of the word "broken" suggests that something can be fixed.

Elijah Mikaelson in The Originals - Season 1 Episode 8

15

Breakup Beginning Motivation

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

Grandmother Willow in Pocahontas

12

Work Motivation

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

Albert Einstein

11

Motivation Borders

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

10

Change Motivation Minutes

There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly executed awesome ideas.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

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Ideas Motivation

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?

Vincent van Gogh

7

Courage Risk Motivation

If you give it your all, there's nothing to blame yourself for.

Dirk Nowitzki

7

The difference between the novice and the master is that the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.

Koro-Sensei in Assassination Classroom

5

Teachers Failures & Mistakes Motivation

Sometimes you can do everything right and things will still go wrong. The key is to never stop doing right.

Angie Thomas in The Hate U Give

5

A dream is only a dream.. until you decide to make it real.

Harry Styles

5

Dreaming Motivation

Every time I see a piano, I have this urge to play it.

Margot Robbie

Without a piano I don't know how to stand, don't know what to do with my hands.

Norah Jones

1

I always loved the piano because it's just a bunch of buttons. I like to push buttons.

Grace Potter

I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Oscar Wilde

2

You know what they say about weather in the Midwest. If you don't like it, wait an hour.

C-Note in Prison Break - Season 1 Episode 15

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The weather and our moods are the same - they can both get gloomy. It's all right, though, because the sky will become even brighter after the rain.

Nilou in Genshin Impact

Weatherman: "Hill Valley area weather this Saturday night. Mostly clear, with some scattered clouds."
Doc Brown: "Are you sure about this storm?"
Marty: "Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future?"

Marty McFly in Back to the Future

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.

Anthony J. D'Angelo

There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

John Ruskin

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Karl Valentin

Weather Funny Quotes

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

James Comey

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