Quote by Tom Haverford (Season 5 Episode 19)

Quote by Tom Haverford (Season 5 Episode 19)

One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation - Season 5 Episode 19

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