Quote by Tom Cashman (about Japan)

Quote by Tom Cashman (about Japan)

The white guys who are really into Japanese culture seem like a trend started by Japan's military.
If in 1945, Japan had said "America we surrender, but one day your grandsons will pleasure themselves to a cartoon octopus", the US troops would've laughed.
Who's laughing now?

Tom Cashman

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