The best Quotes by Todd Phillips

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You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

Joker in Joker

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you're stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

Joker in Suicide Squad

Scars

Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Joker in Suicide Squad

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.

Joker in Suicide Squad

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.

Joker in Suicide Squad

Monsters

If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason!

Joker in Suicide Squad

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.

Joker in Suicide Squad

Childhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense.

Joker in Suicide Squad

Batman

Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.

Joker in Suicide Squad

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Rules

Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next.

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Head

All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them. It's not about money, it's about sending a message!

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Craziness & Weirdness Gravity

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Knifes

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Phil: "Did you understand a word he just said?"
Stu: "Yeah, I got about two thirds. He said something about the Garden of Meditation."
Alan: "No, he said he's farting because of his medication. I get that."

Alan Garner in The Hangover - Part II

Stu: "Honestly, the two of you were barely invited."
Doug: "All right, I get it, I really do. It's just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends."

Doug Billings in The Hangover - Part II

Tracy: "Seriously, what is wrong with you three?"
Phil: "So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin."

Phil Wenneck in The Hangover - Part II

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.

Grüner Kobold in Spider-Man

Fame New York City

If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York

Frank Sinatra - New York, New York

New York City

Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3

New York City Manhatten

I want to wake up in that city
That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap

Frank Sinatra - New York, New York

New York City

In a city that moves so fast, you get the Sunday paper on Saturday - how did any of us know how much time we had left?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 5

New York City

We are New Yorkers. Proud citizens of the greatest city on earth. Thinking big isn't new to us. It is the very foundation of who we are.

Bill de Blasio

New York City

Regardless of our differences, this was still New York. A melting pot crammed onto an island, then pushed into a subway car with a rat eating pizza. You're not left or right. You're a New f*cking Yorker and we're in this together.

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show - Debates Anti-Vax Mandate Protesters in NYC

New York City

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru in Despicable Me

Las Vegas

Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 3

Dennis Rodman Las Vegas

The food and the people in Thailand never let you down and Bangkok is an astonishing place - the culture's lovely and gentle.

Dave Myers

Bangkok Thailand

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Bangkok - which is kinda the same.

Bangkok

A photo says, you were happy, and I wanted to catch that. A photo says, you were so important to me that I put down everything else to come watch.

Jodi Picoult in My Sister's Keeper

Photography

Life is like a good black and white photograph, there's black, there's white, and lots of shades in between.

Karl Heiner

Life Photography

Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

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