The best Quotes by Toby Flenderson

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.

This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.

Michael: "Why are you here? I didn't even invite you to my birthday party."
Toby: "I work here."

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and Toby - I would shoot Toby twice.