The best Toasts for your night out - Cheers!

Here's to the nights that turned into mornings,
and the friends that turned into family!

The less you have, the more they're worth. To friends!

Here's to the bullets that'll take our lives
The ba-tards that'll marry our wives
The wh-res that'll bury our sons
And to tomorrow... hope it never comes

Some ships are wooden ships but those ships may sink. The best ships are friendships, and to those ships we drink.

There are big ships, and there are small ships, and there are ships that sail the sea
But there's no ship like a friendship, so here's to you and me

Here's to courage, here's to honor
If you can't come in her, come on her

To rattlesnakes and condoms... two things I don't f-ck with.

If the ocean were beer and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up
But the ocean's not beer and I'm no duck
So let's take these shots and get f-cked up

Here's to those that have seen us at our best and our worst, and can't tell the difference.

Here's to p-ssy and gunpoweder
Live by one, die by the other, love the smell of both

Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
And if so happen that we do
Cheers to me and f-ck you

To the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

Here's to good friends and texting your ex and telling her you miss her
If she doesn't reply then just f-ck her sister

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!