Quotes and Sayings about Tinder

If you wanna spend money to have a shitty night, just go on a Tinder date: "Oh, wow. That's so interesting. I've never met anyone who likes to travel before."

Today is Spotify-Wrapped-Day. The day that Spotify looks at our music and reminds us that we're all a basic b*tch. Thank God, Tinder doesn't do a year-end wrap-up just to remind you of all the terrible decisions you made on desperate nights.

Dad, I'll make you a Bumble. You're way too old for Tinder.

Now, like a lot of love stories back in 2022, this one starts with a Tinder date.

I think everyone would love to just meet someone in a bar or in a grocery store. But nowadays, the best way you can meet someone is on a dating app. You can find a bit of everything on Tinder.

Let's chat for three months and never meet up!

Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's "Pokemon Go" for the heart.

Black Friday? When I'm looking for crap again, I can just aswell re-install Tinder.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Give me your love and not your like!

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Social Media is now the best way for us to introduce ourselves to the world, right? What we reveal or what we hide about ourselves, tells a story of who we are.

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

We need to think about how young people use social networks. When things get out of hand we may have to regulate them or cut them off.

Regarding social media, I really don't understand what appears to be the general population's lack of concern over privacy issues in publicizing their entire lives on the Internet for others to see to such an extent... but hey it's them, not me, so whatever.

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

The perfect life online means nothing when you're miserable in real life.

Basically, you get followers by being somebody everybody likes. So it's a popularity contest, but instead of just high school it's now the whole world.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.

In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

No one likes boys! Even girls who like boys can't stand boys!

Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you're in.

Women are surprised when they find a guy who can make them come and straight dudes are surprised when they find a girl who can make them feel genuine feelings in their heart.

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"

You're gonna move the ocean into the desert? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, unless they do it while Burning Man is happening. In which case, go for it. Please take a bath, you dirty hippies!

It's the 4th of July, that time of year when Americans who don't watch MSNBC, celebrate the nation's birthday.

All the teams in the NBA will not be playing basketball on Election Day. And the Knicks were like, "Oh, no problem we don't play basketball every day, that's just what we do."

The NBA has announced that they will not be playing any games on election day and instead will encourage their fans to go and vote. I will say though, not to sound cynical but, if the Timberwolves game is what was keeping you from voting maybe... yeah.

This story is about the journey, not the destination. I'm gonna get with a whole bunch of dudes before I wind up with Dad.

Screw being mature! We can still make bad choices for a few more years.

Know yourself, know your adversary, and you hold the key to victory.

It's more important to master the cards you're holding than to complain about the ones your opponent was dealt.

So cool that we can stream any song on Spotify these days. In the 2000s, downloading a single MP3 took several hours, and you had to be worried about the FBI knocking on your door the whole time.

"I really think this could be the one, Mo."
"The song or the music teacher?"

Ever since Meredith dumped you, I've been spending 50 bucks a week on kleenex.

Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.

Bought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks!

The government was beholden to the NRA, and the NRA's power stemmed from one oft-debated sentence written at a time when guns were muskets and lightning was witchcraft, the Second Amendment.

If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.

I was really into hula hooping growing up. My mom said I had the loosest hips in Cincinnati. Which I'm now realizing is a very disturbing thing to say to a young child.

Sid: "Valentina's trying to help her girl get with my boy."
Jesse: "Sophie did say my shirt was cool."
Sid: "Most compliments are sure to get into the pants."