Quotes and Sayings about Tinder

If you wanna spend money to have a shitty night, just go on a Tinder date: "Oh, wow. That's so interesting. I've never met anyone who likes to travel before."

Ronny Chieng in The Daily Show

Today is Spotify-Wrapped-Day. The day that Spotify looks at our music and reminds us that we're all a basic b*tch. Thank God, Tinder doesn't do a year-end wrap-up just to remind you of all the terrible decisions you made on desperate nights.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - December 2022

Spotify

Dad, I'll make you a Bumble. You're way too old for Tinder.

Christmas With You

Now, like a lot of love stories back in 2022, this one starts with a Tinder date.

Sophie Tompkins in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1

I think everyone would love to just meet someone in a bar or in a grocery store. But nowadays, the best way you can meet someone is on a dating app. You can find a bit of everything on Tinder.

The Tinder Swindler

Let's chat for three months and never meet up!

Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's "Pokemon Go" for the heart.

Charlie Brooker

Pokémon

Black Friday? When I'm looking for crap again, I can just aswell re-install Tinder.

Black Friday

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The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Adolf Hitler Jesus Popularity Social Media

Give me your love and not your like!

Internet Social Media

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

Instagram Social Media Gen Z / Zoomer

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Social Media

Social Media is now the best way for us to introduce ourselves to the world, right? What we reveal or what we hide about ourselves, tells a story of who we are.

Martín in Élite - Season 2 Episode 1

Social Media

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

Emma Watson

Facebook Social Media

We need to think about how young people use social networks. When things get out of hand we may have to regulate them or cut them off.

Emmanuel Macron - July 2023, about the riots in France

France Social Media

Regarding social media, I really don't understand what appears to be the general population's lack of concern over privacy issues in publicizing their entire lives on the Internet for others to see to such an extent... but hey it's them, not me, so whatever.

Axl Rose

Social Media

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

Stephanie Conway in Senior Year

Popularity Social Media

The perfect life online means nothing when you're miserable in real life.

Bri Balbo in Senior Year

Social Media

Basically, you get followers by being somebody everybody likes. So it's a popularity contest, but instead of just high school it's now the whole world.

Stephanie Conway in Senior Year

High School Social Media

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Natalie Portman

Intelligence Men & Women Singles & Dating

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.

Funny Quotes Singles & Dating

In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Singles & Dating

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 10

Men Sex Singles & Dating

No one likes boys! Even girls who like boys can't stand boys!

Soman Chainani in The School for Good and Evil - A World Without Princes

Singles & Dating

Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 8 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 3

Sex Singles & Dating

Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you're in.

Kelly Rowland

Singles & Dating

Women are surprised when they find a guy who can make them come and straight dudes are surprised when they find a girl who can make them feel genuine feelings in their heart.

Taylor Tomlinson

Singles & Dating

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - The Truth Behind Music Streaming

Spotify

You're gonna move the ocean into the desert? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, unless they do it while Burning Man is happening. In which case, go for it. Please take a bath, you dirty hippies!

Ronny Chieng in The Daily Show

Burning Man

It's the 4th of July, that time of year when Americans who don't watch MSNBC, celebrate the nation's birthday.

Ronny Chieng in The Daily Show

Independence Day

You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - June 2020

Barbie

All the teams in the NBA will not be playing basketball on Election Day. And the Knicks were like, "Oh, no problem we don't play basketball every day, that's just what we do."

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - August 2022

New York Knicks

This story is about the journey, not the destination. I'm gonna get with a whole bunch of dudes before I wind up with Dad.

Sophie Tompkins in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

Screw being mature! We can still make bad choices for a few more years.

Sophie Tompkins in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

Know yourself, know your adversary, and you hold the key to victory.

Ash Ketchum in Pokémon - Season 1 Episode 7

It's more important to master the cards you're holding than to complain about the ones your opponent was dealt.

Astor in Pokémon - Black Edition

So cool that we can stream any song on Spotify these days. In the 2000s, downloading a single MP3 took several hours, and you had to be worried about the FBI knocking on your door the whole time.

Spotify 2000s FBI

"I really think this could be the one, Mo."
"The song or the music teacher?"

Christmas With You

Ever since Meredith dumped you, I've been spending 50 bucks a week on kleenex.

Sid in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.

Charlie Brooker

Cricket

Bought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks!

Black Friday Cleaning

The government was beholden to the NRA, and the NRA's power stemmed from one oft-debated sentence written at a time when guns were muskets and lightning was witchcraft, the Second Amendment.

Jordan Klepper - June 2017

NRA

If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.

Roy Wood Jr. in The Daily Show

McDonald's

I was really into hula hooping growing up. My mom said I had the loosest hips in Cincinnati. Which I'm now realizing is a very disturbing thing to say to a young child.

Jesse Walker in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

Sid: "Valentina's trying to help her girl get with my boy."
Jesse: "Sophie did say my shirt was cool."
Sid: "Most compliments are sure to get into the pants."

Sid in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

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