The best Quotes by Timur Vermes

The best Quotes by Timur Vermes

Timur Vermes (born 1967) is a German writer.

We all know, of course, what to make of our newspapers. The deaf man writes down what the blind man has told him, the village idiot edits it, and their colleagues in the other press houses copy it.

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Newspapers Fake News

To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.

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What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.

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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

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Truth has nothing to do with the number of people it convinces.

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Fake news travel quick and far.

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You can't call someone a fraud, a liar, and a fake and hide under the First Amendment.

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Whenever the government of the United States shall break up, it will probably be in consequence of a false direction having been given to public opinion.

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You can't start over with a new life, but every morning you can start over with a new day.

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Beginning Morning

No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew.

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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside - remembering all the times you've felt that way.

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Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen.

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Work Motivation Morning

A successful day starts from the morning. Let's give it our all today.

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The FBI is now the prime functionary of the Deep State. The politicized leadership at the very top has turned it into a tool of surveillance and suppression of American citizens.

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Walk until the darkness is a memory, and you become the sun on the next traveler's horizon.

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