Quotes by Tim Conway

Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway was an American actor, comedian, writer and director. From 1966 to 2012 he appeared in more than 20 TV shows, TV series and films, portraying different characters in each.

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I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

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My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

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My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

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As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.

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I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

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