Quote by Tim Allen

Quote by Tim Allen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

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We’re not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.

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Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same.

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We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room.

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I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

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There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

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Woman: "Kill the robots."
Man: "And don't die."
Woman: "'Don't die' is just something you wanna do every day."

I.V.A.N.: "You failed to reach hyperspeed."
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I.V.A.N.: "You didn't hear that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll repeat."

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I.V.A.N.: "Mission failure imminent, please record your last words."
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Denver is home to me, and to be recognized for my achievements in the sports community here is a great honor.

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Welcome to colorful Colorado!

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

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Colorado - fresh air and fond memories served daily.

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My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

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