The best Quotes by Tilda Weber

Tilda: "A chupacabra, a banshee, and a succubus meet in a park."
Juan: "What's the punchline?"
Tilda: "We are."

The Imperfects - Season 1

Music is the blanket that keeps me warm. It's the flag I raise when I'm tearing down the barricade. It lifts me out of myself and changes my perspective of the world. It's how I know God exists.

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Music

Juan: "I didn't do it on purpose."
Tilda: "Tell that to his neck."

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Tilda: "One more."
PJ: "Don't you think you've had enough?"
Tilda: "I can still hear you. So no."

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Tilda: "Chest, butt, one guy asked me to sign his d-ck."
Juan: "What did... I mean, what did you do?"
Tilda: "I tell you what I didn't do. Use my own pen."

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Abbi: "Tonight we show them that guinea pigs bite back!"
Tilda: "F*ck yeah! You want monsters? We'll give you f*cking monsters!"

The Imperfects - Season 1

PJ: "Have you been forgetting your pills?"
Tilda: "The pills have forgotten me."

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

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How about a copy of the New York Times? It's like reading the internet, but on paper!

Juan Ruiz in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Newspapers

Juan: "We should call the police."
Abbi: "Calling the police is what normal people do. We're not normal people anymore."

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Patient: "This isn't over, Dr. F*ckov!"
Sarkov: "Dr. F*ckov. Never heard that one before. Very original! Why don't you try Dr. Suckov?"

Alex Sarkov in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Sydney Burke: "There's a third lung behind the heart."
Juan: "Awesome. Too bad we had to kill the guy to see all these cool insides."

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Juan: "I'm not a child."
Sarkov: "No, you are a grown man who makes comic books for a living."
Juan: "Graphic novels."
Sarkov: "Okay."

Alex Sarkov in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Comic Books

Sarkov: "That's doctor-patient privilege."
Juan: "I thought you were a scientist."
Sarkov: "It's all the same. We all wear white coats and have trouble with eye contact."

Alex Sarkov in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Doctors & Medicine

My assistant's having a baby. Which is gross. She wanted me to deliver it, as I was like, "I'm not that kind of doctor." I wouldn't even know what I was looking at.

Alex Sarkov in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

I taught Oxford for years. Then I turned 20 and moved to the States.

Alex Sarkov in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Look, I know it's bad, but it's not bourbon bad.

PJ in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

I love science because science is truly the final frontier.

Abbi Singh in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Tilda's a banshee, Juan's a chupacabra, and I'm a succubus. If we work together, we can reverse the side effects.

Abbi Singh in The Imperfects - Season 1

We're the reason people don't have to believe in monsters.

The Imperfects - Season 1

No monster left behind.

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Songs are as sad as the listener.

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Music Sad Quotes

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

Bob Marley

Music

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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