I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the lust of San Diego. Everything that was illegal in San Diego was permitted in Tijuana.
That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.
Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
If you believe in what you do, you are immortal. The day that you don't believe it, the day you're taking other people's opinion, you better go to Tijuana.
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Tijuana - which is kinda the same.
