Quotes and Sayings about Tijuana

Quotes and Sayings about Tijuana

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the lust of San Diego. Everything that was illegal in San Diego was permitted in Tijuana.
That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.
Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
If you believe in what you do, you are immortal. The day that you don't believe it, the day you're taking other people's opinion, you better go to Tijuana.
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Tijuana - which is kinda the same.

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Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"
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Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
Tremendous numbers of people are coming up through Mexico in the hopes of flooding our Southern Border. We have sent additional military. We will build a Human Wall if necessary. If we had a real Wall, this would be a non-event!
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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.
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Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.
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Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.
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But one does not forget by trying to forget. One only remembers.
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Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.
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Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.
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Many people think I am an idiot. I think I am a genius.
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