Quotes and Sayings about Tijuana

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.

Craig Ferguson

Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the lust of San Diego. Everything that was illegal in San Diego was permitted in Tijuana.

Richard Rodriguez

San Diego

That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.

Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

If you believe in what you do, you are immortal. The day that you don't believe it, the day you're taking other people's opinion, you better go to Tijuana.

Charo

Self-Confidence

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Tijuana - which is kinda the same.

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Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups

Mexico

A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.

Emma in One Day

Mexico

This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate Cinco de Mayo and pay tribute to the rich history and courage of the Mexican people. This day of pride and celebration for Mexican Americans has been embraced by Americans of all backgrounds as a tribute to our deep historical, cultural and economic ties to Mexico. It is an opportunity to recognize the many ways in which Mexican Americans enrich the country with their culture.

Hillary Clinton

Mexico Cinco de Mayo

Mexico is a country of family values.

Richard Rodriguez - A View From the Melting Pot

Mexico

Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2003

Mexico

I may not be the President of Mexico, but in Mexico I'm the boss.

El Chapo

Mexico

They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.

Chris Pontius in Jackass

Mexico Polen

I think we're the only family in México who hates music.

Miguel in Coco

Mexico

I have tried my whole life to represent my Mexican roots with honor and pride.

Salma Hayek

Mexico

Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

Ron White

Donald Trump Mexico

Tremendous numbers of people are coming up through Mexico in the hopes of flooding our Southern Border. We have sent additional military. We will build a Human Wall if necessary. If we had a real Wall, this would be a non-event!

Donald Trump - via Twitter, 05.02.2019

Mexico

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.

Donald Trump

Mexico

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

Dennis Miller

Mexico

Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Mexico

Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.

Uncle Jimbo in South Park - Season 2 Episode 8

Mexico

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Mexico - and that's practically the same thing.

Mexico

Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.

Craig Ferguson

Arizona Cinco de Mayo

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

Craig Ferguson

Canada

The American Dream is an impossible affirmation of possibility. And maybe native-born Americans don't have it anymore. Maybe it has run through their fingers.

Richard Rodriguez

American Dream

But one does not forget by trying to forget. One only remembers.

Richard Rodriguez - Hunger of Memory

Forgetting

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

Justin Halpern

Los Angeles San Diego

It's good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydive, go skydiving! If you're offered a part in a weird Shakespeare play in San Diego, slap on some tights and rock out some iambic pentameter.

Neil Patrick Harris

San Diego

Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.

Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 7

Respect

Wow! This kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape.

Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

Many people think I am an idiot. I think I am a genius.

Charo

Self-Confidence

I am a person who has to move. I'm like a shark - if it doesn't move, it dies. I'm in good shape.

Charo

Being different isn't a bad thing. It means you're brave enough to be yourself.

Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Character Self-Confidence

Don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.

Patrick in 10 Things I Hate About You

Self-Confidence

Harvey Dent: "When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city. It wasn't considered an honor, it was considered a public service."
Rachel Dawes: "Harvey, the last man who they appointed the Republic was named Caesar and he never gave up his power."
Harvey Dent: "Okay, fine. you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain..."

Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight

Julius Caesar Rome

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Vienna - which is kinda the same.

Vienna

Every time I describe a city, I'm saying something about Venice. The images from memory, once fixed in words, are erased. Maybe I'm afraid of losing Venice at once, if I'm talking about it. speaking in other cities, I have already lost it, little by little.

Invisible City

Venice

So you're single? In Paris? Now I'm even more jealous. I mean, your life is croissants and sex.

Madeline Wheeler in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 3

Paris

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru in Despicable Me

Las Vegas

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.

Terry Pratchett

Amsterdam Bicycles

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

Felix Lobrecht

Berlin Munich Oktoberfest

It is strange with how little notice, good, bad, or indifferent, a man may live and die in London.

Charles Dickens

London

I went often to look at the collection of curiosities in Heidelberg Castle, and one day I surprised the keeper of it with my German. I spoke entirely in that language. He was greatly interested; and after I had talked a while he said my German was very rare, possibly a 'unique'; and wanted to add it to his museum.

Mark Twain in A Tramp Abroad

Heidelberg

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