The best Quotes by Tiff Stevenson

I don’t think we should have voted. I can barely rate a film on Netflix, don’t leave big decisions in my hands. Brexit is a terrible name for it, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated.

Brexit Analogy; We've all been on a night out with a mate who says, "it's shit here - let's go somewhere else." Then, when you leave, you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won't let you back in. The United Kingdom is standing in a kebab shop at 2 am, arguing about whose fault it is.

I deal with tough mathematical questions every day, but please don’t ask me to help with Brexit!

Good luck to the class of 2028 with their history exam: "Outline the process of the so-called Brexit without going crazy."

And after Brexit, we will be free to determine our economic future, with control over our money, laws and borders.

This was a long and winding road but we have got a good deal to show for it. The deal is fair and balanced and it is now time to turn the page and look to the future. The UK remains a trusted partner.

We have taken back control of our laws and our destiny.

This is not an end, but a beginning. This is the moment when the dawn breaks and the curtain goes up on a new act in our great national drama.

It's about mass immigration at a time when 21% of young people can't find work. It's about giving £50 million a day to the EU when the public finances are under great strain.

Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.

I don’t think it helps the UK. Brexit is the biggest mistake of this country after the war.

'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' A long time ago, a British playwriter wrote those heavy words in one of his best known dramas. About 400 years later, all of Britain went through a drama of its own, as the nation asked that question again and opted 'not to be'... part of the EU.

Where there is a will, there is a deal - we have one!

The United Kingdom is at its best, when it's helping to lead a strong Europe.

Hulk always escaped, no matter how tightly bound in he seemed to be - and that is the case for this country. We will come out on October 31.

This government will not delay Brexit any further.

He needs no advice. He is the right man for the job.

Andrew Neil: "How would you handle paragraph 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b)."
Andrew Neil: "And how would you get round what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b) which is enough for our purposes."
Andrew Neil: "Do you know what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "No."

We will leave the EU on 31 October, deal or no deal. The way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal.

The United Kingdom... a place whose very name after this week's events is beginning to sound a bit sarcastic.

I've been clear that Brexit means Brexit.

Brexit was a fantastic example of a nation shooting itself full in the face.

Of course Brexit means that something is wrong in Europe. But Brexit means also that something was wrong in Britain.

Why did we lose Brexit? Why, because 60 per cent of youth didn't believe they needed to go and vote.

Events keep happening that seem inexplicable and out of control. Donald Trump, Brexit, the War in Syria, the endless migrant crisis, random bomb attacks.

That twerking pig may actually be the perfect embodiment of the entire Brexit situation. It's in motion already, we're all powerless to stop it and it is impossible to look away.

After Brexit, when rapper 50 cent performs in Great Britian he'll appear as 10,000 pounds.

David Cameron announced he is stepping down in the wake of a vote, which should make me happy, but it doesn't. It's like catching an ice cream cone out of the air, because a child has been hit by a car. I'll eat it! But it's tainted somehow.

I was angry about the whole Brexit and free movement thing but then I realised I haven’t been on a holiday since 2012 and I’m broke anyway so how much worse can it get?

We have nothing to fear and that is the reason why we should only accept a clean and clear Brexit, not some fudge.

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.

I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.

I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realise that would also open the door to so much hate which has, frankly, been pretty devastating.

Don't be afraid to be different, go out there and represent yourself, you never know where that's gonna take you.

Since the day I announced my candidacy, I set out to find a partner who can help unite our nation and move us forward—a fighter for the middle class and patriot who believes in the promise of America. I am here today because I found such a leader: Governor Tim Walz.

Thank you, Kamala Harris, for the trust that you've placed in me. And maybe more so, thank you for bringing back the joy. I couldn't be prouder to be on this ticket - and to help make you the next President of the United States.

While Walz pretends to support Americans in the Heartland, when the cameras are off, he believes that rural America is "mostly cows and rocks". Walz is obsessed with spreading California's dangerously liberal agenda far and wide.

While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.

If giving tax breaks to millionaires created jobs or grew our economy, I would be in favor of them, but they are the same failed policies of the past that just don't work.

I feel like I've got feet firmly in different camps. Between the right of gun ownership and public safety.

You have to understand what caused genocide to happen. Or it will happen again.

My first mission is to take care of our troops. I take that mission very personally.