The best Quotes by Tiff Stevenson

The best Quotes by Tiff Stevenson

Tiffany Stevenson (born 29 September 1978) is an English stand-up comedian, writer and actress.

I don’t think we should have voted. I can barely rate a film on Netflix, don’t leave big decisions in my hands. Brexit is a terrible name for it, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated.

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Brexit Analogy; We've all been on a night out with a mate who says, "it's shit here - let's go somewhere else." Then, when you leave, you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won't let you back in. The United Kingdom is standing in a kebab shop at 2 am, arguing about whose fault it is.

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Brexit Doner Kebab

I deal with tough mathematical questions every day, but please don’t ask me to help with Brexit!

Stephen Hawking

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Good luck to the class of 2028 with their history exam: "Outline the process of the so-called Brexit without going crazy."

And after Brexit, we will be free to determine our economic future, with control over our money, laws and borders.

This was a long and winding road but we have got a good deal to show for it. The deal is fair and balanced and it is now time to turn the page and look to the future. The UK remains a trusted partner.

Ursula von der Leyen - December 2020

We have taken back control of our laws and our destiny.

Boris Johnson - December 2020

This is not an end, but a beginning. This is the moment when the dawn breaks and the curtain goes up on a new act in our great national drama.

Boris Johnson (als Premierminister Großbritanniens) - January 2020

It's about mass immigration at a time when 21% of young people can't find work. It's about giving £50 million a day to the EU when the public finances are under great strain.

Nigel Farage

Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.

Charlie Brooker

Donald Trump Brexit

I don’t think it helps the UK. Brexit is the biggest mistake of this country after the war.

John Bercow - November 2019

'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' A long time ago, a British playwriter wrote those heavy words in one of his best known dramas. About 400 years later, all of Britain went through a drama of its own, as the nation asked that question again and opted 'not to be'... part of the EU.

Raimund Dietz in Skylines - Season 1 Episode 1

Where there is a will, there is a deal - we have one!

Jean-Claude Juncker (as President of the European Commission) - via Twitter, 17.10.2019

The United Kingdom is at its best, when it's helping to lead a strong Europe.

Barack Obama - April 2016

England & Great Britain Brexit

Hulk always escaped, no matter how tightly bound in he seemed to be - and that is the case for this country. We will come out on October 31.

Boris Johnson (als Premierminister Großbritanniens) - September 2019

This government will not delay Brexit any further.

Boris Johnson - September 2019

He needs no advice. He is the right man for the job.

Donald Trump - about Boris Johnson

Andrew Neil: "How would you handle paragraph 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b)."
Andrew Neil: "And how would you get round what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b) which is enough for our purposes."
Andrew Neil: "Do you know what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "No."

Boris Johnson - BBC Interview, 13.07.2019

We will leave the EU on 31 October, deal or no deal. The way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal.

Boris Johnson - Mai 2019

The United Kingdom... a place whose very name after this week's events is beginning to sound a bit sarcastic.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

England & Great Britain Brexit

I've been clear that Brexit means Brexit.

Theresa May

Brexit was a fantastic example of a nation shooting itself full in the face.

Of course Brexit means that something is wrong in Europe. But Brexit means also that something was wrong in Britain.

Jean-Claude Juncker (as President of the European Commission)

England & Great Britain Brexit European Union

Why did we lose Brexit? Why, because 60 per cent of youth didn't believe they needed to go and vote.

Jose Angel Gurria

Brexit Elections & Voting

Events keep happening that seem inexplicable and out of control. Donald Trump, Brexit, the War in Syria, the endless migrant crisis, random bomb attacks.

Adam Curtis

Donald Trump 2016 Brexit Syria

That twerking pig may actually be the perfect embodiment of the entire Brexit situation. It's in motion already, we're all powerless to stop it and it is impossible to look away.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II

After Brexit, when rapper 50 cent performs in Great Britian he'll appear as 10,000 pounds.

David Cameron announced he is stepping down in the wake of a vote, which should make me happy, but it doesn't. It's like catching an ice cream cone out of the air, because a child has been hit by a car. I'll eat it! But it's tainted somehow.

John Oliver

I was angry about the whole Brexit and free movement thing but then I realised I haven’t been on a holiday since 2012 and I’m broke anyway so how much worse can it get?

We have nothing to fear and that is the reason why we should only accept a clean and clear Brexit, not some fudge.

Nigel Farage - September 2018

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

James Comey

I will do everything if confirmed as FBI director to make sure the American public knows the full weight of what happened.

Kash Patel - Januar 2025

The Epstein Files

Technology has forever changed the world we live in. We're online, in one way or another, all day long. Our phones and computers have become reflections of our personalities, our interests, and our identities. They hold much that is important to us.

James Comey

There are well over 250 victims, so we have to make sure that their identity is protected. Other than that, I think tomorrow you're gonna see some Epstein information being released by my office. What you're gonna see is a lot of flight-logs, a lot of names, a lot of information.

Pam Bondi - February 2025

The Epstein Files

The people of the FBI are sworn to protect both security and liberty. It isn't a question of conflict. We must care deeply about protecting liberty through due process of law, while also safeguarding the citizens we serve - in every investigation.

James Comey

It's sitting on my desk right now to review. The Trump administration is committed to truth and transparency.

Pam Bondi - February 2025

The Epstein Files

It's a very delicate subject but we should put everything out there and let the people decide it.

Mike Johnson - July 2025

The Epstein Files

All I'm going to say is I put my hand on a Bible, and I raised my right hand and swore to uphold the Constitution of the state of Florida.

Historically, there has been a clear and essential connection between marriage and responsible procreation and child rearing.

Will I support our president, whoever that might be? Absolutely. Did I vote for Donald Trump? Absolutely.

Anyone who attacks our LGBT community, anyone who attacks anyone in our state, will be gone after with the full extent of the law.

All I want to do is be the best attorney general that I can be.

For too long, government bureaucracies have hindered the growth of businesses not only in Louisiana, but all across the United States.

Mike Johnson

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