Can't we just skip Thursday and jump right into the weekend?
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Bankers Club, and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
Sip Bankers Club, and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
Asher Roth - I Love College, Album: Asleep in the Bread Aisle
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For most people, on Tuesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.
What I dislike about Tuesday? I don't remember a lot from last weekend and the next one is still so far away.
I have no idea why everyone hates Monday. Tuesday sucks just as bad.
I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Tuesday yet.
After Tuesday, even the week goes W-T-F.
It's Tuesday. We're one step closer to the weekend. So - enjoy your day!
Too early. Too tired. And only Tuesday yet!
Why do all people hate Mondays? Tuesdays are just as bad?!
I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays. It's square pizza day.
I'm a big believer in creating family traditions. Every Tuesday morning, I make a proper eggs breakfast, and we all sit down and eat.
That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college
Asher Roth - I Love College, Album: Asleep in the Bread Aisle
And now the masters think that Asher wants to be a Marshall Mathers
They say Asher's not a rapper, na his ass is just an actor
'Cause we have the same complexion and similar voice inflection
It's easy to see the pieces and the reach for that connection
They say Asher's not a rapper, na his ass is just an actor
'Cause we have the same complexion and similar voice inflection
It's easy to see the pieces and the reach for that connection
Asher Roth - As I Em
Someday, I'm going to marry Monday, make him trust me and then I'll finish him off.
Life's beautiful every day. We just have to look more thoroughly on Mondays.
If we could have a Monday for once that doesn't feel like it's lasting for ten days, that'd be great.
I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Monday yet.
Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.
For most people, on Wednesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.
What I dislike about Wednesday? I don't remember a lot from last weekend and the next one is still so far away.
I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Wednesday yet.
Wednesday feels like the third Monday of the week.
Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."
Liver: "Oh, shit."
"Hey, you. What's your name?"
"I'm Friday."
"Man, 'twas about time, lad."
"I'm Friday."
"Man, 'twas about time, lad."
The best thing about Sunday is Saturday night.
If you do anything productive on a Sunday, you will die unfortunately.
Note to self: I'm not God, even when I'm done with the world by Sunday.
What you really want is someone you can hang around with on a Sunday afternoon and watch a TV show with, and do nothing, and feel like it's the most fun ever.
Weekdays
Asher Roth