Game Quotes from There Is No Game

What are you going to do with that stamp, anyway? Put it on an e-mail?

When this icon appears, exit the program immediately to maximize your chances of corrupting your autosave. Thank you.

And the award for unscrewer of the year goes to... the user!

Holmes: "It's a prototype of Antonio Meucci's Telettrophone. It allows you to communicate with another person from a distance instantly."
Watson: "I see! And how many of them exist?"
Holmes: "This is the only one of its kind."
Watson: "So it's useless."
Holmes: "It's useless."

Hello, user. I have bad news. Actually, there is no game. So, I hope you're not too much disappointed. You can still watch TV, go outside, read a book, ask for a refund... Um, no refund. That game is free. Uh... this is not a game!

A key to open a door? You disappoint me, my dear friend. Be more creative!

I'm going to be sick. Uh... no, I can't, I'm a program.

This telephone sure is strange. It's like a Myst-puzzle.