The best Quotes from There Is No Game

What are you going to do with that stamp, anyway? Put it on an e-mail?

When this icon appears, exit the program immediately to maximize your chances of corrupting your autosave. Thank you.

And the award for unscrewer of the year goes to... the user!

Holmes: "It's a prototype of Antonio Meucci's Telettrophone. It allows you to communicate with another person from a distance instantly."
Watson: "I see! And how many of them exist?"
Holmes: "This is the only one of its kind."
Watson: "So it's useless."
Holmes: "It's useless."

Hello, user. I have bad news. Actually, there is no game. So, I hope you're not too much disappointed. You can still watch TV, go outside, read a book, ask for a refund... Um, no refund. That game is free. Uh... this is not a game!

A key to open a door? You disappoint me, my dear friend. Be more creative!

I'm going to be sick. Uh... no, I can't, I'm a program.

This telephone sure is strange. It's like a Myst-puzzle.

To write a loveletter, you have to start without knowing what you're gonna write and end without knowing what you wrote.

No letter that could be sent deserves to go undelivered.

By the time you read this letter, these words will be those of the past. The me of now is gone.

At the end of the day, if the guy is going to write the girl a letter, whether it's chicken scratch or scribble or looks like a doctor's note, if he takes the time to put pen to paper and not type something, there's something so incredibly romantic and beautiful about that.

Letters are something from you. It's a different kind of intention than writing an e-mail.

Who the hell still uses Hotmail?

Computer: "You've got mail."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
Wallace Wells: "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, now I'm totally reading it."
Wallace Wells: "I'm so happy for you."

To me, emails are a little bit frustrating. I think that the telephone is much preferred because you get the sound of the voice and the interest and everything else you can't see in an email.

Ted: "What could she possibly have to say me, that she couldn't write in an email?"
Robin: "I've cut out all my fingers?"

Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.

Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!

Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory.

Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"

My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."

Lester: "It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive."
Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."