Quotes by Theodore Bagwell

We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation.

Oh fate, you mysterious bitch.

Michael: "Tell me that’s not what I know it is."
T-Bag: "Don't worry. Before I ate it I committed it to my photographic memory. I would have tattooed it to my body but I didn’t have the time."

And you're gonna find it how? What, you got a divining rod tattooed on your ass?

Arzt: "The acts we commit in this life determine where we go in the next. And he who commits evil can never hope for eternal happiness."
T-Bag: "Never been a goal of mine, doc. I'm more a here-and-now type."

Why don't you send us all someplace cooler, like Africa?

A Full House! That concept the Mexicans should be quite familiar with, right?

Boy's a bit confused about his pigmentation.