The best nonsense Quotes by Dr. Seuss

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...

Oh, the Places You'll Go

Character Self-Confidence

The more that you read,
The more things you will know.
The more that you learn,
The more places you'll go.

I Can Read With My Eyes Shut!

Learning Reading

When you think things are bad,
when you feel sour and blue,
when you start to get mad...
you should do what I do!
Just tell yourself, Duckie,
you're really quite lucky!
Some people are much more...
oh, ever so much more...
oh, muchly much-much more
unlucky than you!

Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

The Lorax

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!

Horton Hears a Who!

Voices Elections & Voting Mouth

A person's a person, no matter how small.

Horton Hears a Who!

Small Things Self-Confidence

You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot,
for The places and people you're lucky you're not!

Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.

Character

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Character Friendship

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.

Humor & Comedy Craziness & Weirdness

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Craziness & Weirdness

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

Imagination Craziness & Weirdness

Step with care and great tact
And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft
And never mix up your right foot with your left.

Oh, the Places You'll Go

I am the Lorax, and I'll yell and I'll shout for the fine things on earth that are on their way out!

The Lorax

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
What if Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Christmas

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Welcome Christmas. Bring your cheer,
Cheer to all Whos, far and near.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we.
Welcome, Christmas, while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Christmas

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet
Cheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

"I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
"I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat."

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles,
Brought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!"

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Packed it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings,
Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings!
Ten thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpet,
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Character Self-Confidence

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Imagination Humor & Comedy

How did it get so late so soon?
Its night before its afternoon.
December is here before its June.
My goodness how the time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?

December

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And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.

The Grinch

I've spent my entire life hating Christmas and everything about it. But now I see that it wasn't Christmas I hated, it was being alone. But I'm not alone anymore. And I have all of you to thank for it.

Grinch in The Grinch

Change the way things are. I know it may seem small and insignificant, but it's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.

Once-ler in The Lorax

Appearance

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

California

You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Massachusetts

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Character Decisions

I love the smell of bananas in the morning!

Horton Hears a Who!

Bananas

Being different isn't a bad thing. It means you're brave enough to be yourself.

Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Character Self-Confidence

There are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Graham Chapman

Reason & Sanity Craziness & Weirdness

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

Sam in Garden State

Laughing & Smile Humor & Comedy

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Imagination

The best nonsense Quotes by Dr. Seuss

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