The best Quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street

I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

Jordan Belfort

Drugs Cocaine

It’s business. Leave your emotions at the door.

Jordan Belfort

Business

Money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better p*ssy. It also makes you a better person.

Jordan Belfort

Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions.

Jordan Belfort

Taking action

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.

Jordan Belfort

Motivation Excuses

Okay, first rule of Wall Street: Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock's going up, down or f*cking sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know.

Mark Hanna

Wall Street

Max Belfort: "What kind of a hooker takes credit cards?"
Donnie Azoff: "A rich one!"

Donnie Azoff

You wanna know what money sounds like? Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.

Jordan Belfort

Wall Street

97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didn’t.

Jordan Belfort

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.

Jordan Belfort

You got my money taped to your t*ts, honey. Technically, you do work for me.

Donnie Azoff

My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.

Jordan Belfort

Jordan Belfort: "You are able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?"
Mark Hanna: "How the f*ck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend."

Mark Hanna

Bring us two Absolute Martinis - you know how I like 'em, straight up - and then precisely seven and one-half-minute after that, you're gonna bring us two more. And then two more after that every five minutes, until one of us passes the f*ck out.

Mark Hanna

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Comic fans are some of the toughest fans to please, and I'm one of them.

Kenneth Choi

Comic Books

Chicago is my hometown and will always have a special place in my heart.

Kenneth Choi

Chicago

Don't think for a moment that I'm really like any of the characters I've played. I'm not. That's why it's called 'acting'.

Leonardo DiCaprio

I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely an individual.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Character

If you can do what you do best and be happy, you're further along in life than most people.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Life Work Satisfaction

Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Drugs

My mother is a walking miracle.

Leonardo DiCaprio

There's no such thing as simple. Simple is hard.

Martin Scorsese

I know that I come from mid-20th century America, urban, specifically downtown New York, specifically an Italian-American area, Roman Catholic - that's who I am. And a part of what I know is there's a decency to people who tried to make a living in the kind of world that was around us and also the Skid Row area of the Bowery; it impressed me.

Martin Scorsese

And as I've gotten older, I've had more of a tendency to look for people who live by kindness, tolerance, compassion, a gentler way of looking at things.

Martin Scorsese

Now more than ever we need to talk to each other, to listen to each other and understand how we see the world, and cinema is the best medium for doing this.

Martin Scorsese

The cinema began with a passionate, physical relationship between celluloid and the artists and craftsmen and technicians who handled it, manipulated it, and came to know it the way a lover comes to know every inch of the body of the beloved. No matter where the cinema goes, we cannot afford to lose sight of its beginnings.

Martin Scorsese

I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on 'The Simpsons,' which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.

Jonah Hill

The Simpsons

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I'm great or good at it or anything, it's just that I've done a bunch of them, so you're not shocked.

Jonah Hill

I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience.

Jonah Hill

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

Jonah Hill

Superbad

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.

Jonah Hill

Wall Street is one big turf war. By benefiting one person you are disadvantaging another person.

Bernie Madoff

Wall Street

The nature of any human being, certainly anyone on Wall Street, is 'the better deal you give the customer, the worse deal it is for you'.

Bernie Madoff

Wall Street

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Eminem

Sex Violence Drugs

You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 8

Cocaine Gentleman

Great companies are built on great products.

Elon Musk

Business Tesla

Do or do not. There is no try.

Master Yoda in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Taking action

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Courage Motivation

An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.

Pope Johannes Paul II

Excuses

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