The best Quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street

I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

It’s business. Leave your emotions at the door.

Money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better p-ssy. It also makes you a better person.

Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions.

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.

Okay, first rule of Wall Street: Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock's going up, down or f-cking sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know.

Max Belfort: "What kind of a hooker takes credit cards?"
Donnie Azoff: "A rich one!"

You wanna know what money sounds like? Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.

97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didn’t.

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.

You got my money taped to your t-ts, honey. Technically, you do work for me.

My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.

Jordan Belfort: "You are able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?"
Mark Hanna: "How the f-ck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend."

Bring us two Absolute Martinis - you know how I like 'em, straight up - and then precisely seven and one-half-minute after that, you're gonna bring us two more. And then two more after that every five minutes, until one of us passes the f-ck out.