The best Quotes from The Watcher

Carter: "Can we go inside and look around?"
Dean: "No, Carter, we're going to drive past the house really fast and throw all our money at it. That's how you buy a house."

Dean Brannock - Season 1 Episode 1

It's a ferret. It was just a reward for moving out here. He's a cute little guy. He pees everywhere... the ferret, not my son.

Nora Brannock - Season 1 Episode 1

Stephanie: "Bye, Karen! Looking good."
Karen: "Eat a d-ck, Stephanie."
Stephanie: "What?"
Nora: "Yeah, bye!"

Karen Calhoun - Season 1 Episode 1

Dean: "How did you get in here anyway?"
Mo: "Through the hole in the bushes, Sherlock. Only been there for 50 years."

Mo and Mitch - Season 1 Episode 1

Dean: "Can you just pick the arugula that's growing on your side of the fence?"
Mo: "I just told you it migrated to this side of the fence! Here's how the sun goes... full sun, full sun, blocked! Now, if you were arugula, which side of the fence would you pick?"
Mitch: "Basic f*cking horticulture, friend."

Mo and Mitch - Season 1 Episode 1

We're only going to be an hour away from the city. Besides, I never see you talking to your friends in person. It's always on the TikTok and the Snap Crackle and the Swinged In.

Dean Brannock - Season 1 Episode 1

Mo: "We're getting in our Vitamin D and harvesting the wild arugula that's along the fence."
Mitch: "We used to call it 'rocket'. Now it's all French. You got to call it 'arugula' or else you're racist, or some PC bullshit like that."

Mo and Mitch - Season 1 Episode 1

Nobody's scared. We're pissed off, is what we are.

Dean Brannock - Season 1 Episode 1

Dearest new neighbor at 657 Boulevard. Allow me to welcome you to the neighborhood. How did you end up here? Did 657 Boulevard call to you with its force within? 657 Boulevard has been the subject of my family for decades now and as it approaches its 100th birthday, I'm in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming. Someone watches the house in the 1920s and someone else watched in the 1960s. It is now my time.
Do you know the history of the house? Do you know what lies within the walls of 657 Boulevard? I wonder what brought you here. I see already that you have flooded 657 Boulevard with contractors, so that you can finish the bas*ment. Why was it left that way? It might not frighten you yet, but it will. What else didn't they tell you?
You have two children. I have seen them. Are there more on the way? You need to fill the house with young blood... better for me. It was greed that brought your children here. Once I know their names, I'll call to them and draw them to me. Who am I? There are hundreds of cars that drive by each day. Maybe I am in one. Look out any of the windows in 657 Boulevard, at all the people who stroll by each day. Maybe I am one. This message will not be the last.
Welcome, friends.
I am The Watcher.

Season 1 Episode 1

He sucked. He really did. He was a real, like, p*ssy and he couldn't, like, make his junk work.

Karen Calhoun - Season 1 Episode 1

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Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Girl from Nowhere - Season 1 Episode 3

Diamonds

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

Monkey D. Luffy in One Piece - Netflix Live Action

Pirates

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

H.G. Tannhaus in Dark

Future Past

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5

Love

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ciri in The Witcher - III - Wild Hunt

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Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

Top Boy - Season 3 Episode 7

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

Billie Connelly in Sex/Life - Season 1 Episode 1

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Maeve Wiley in Sex Education - Season 2 Episode 2

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.

Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

Revolution

People say Hawkins is cursed. They're not way off.

Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things - Season 4

Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

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