It doesn't matter if you're a good or bad person on the inside. The numbers don't care.Judith Grimes in The Walking Dead, Season 9 Episode 6
Loving someone means doing whatever it takes to keep them safe.Judith Grimes in The Walking Dead, Season 9 Episode 14
Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different, is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.Shane Walsh in The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 1
Shane Walsh: 'Rick, you can't just be the good guy and expect to live. Okay? Not anymore.'
Rick Grimes: 'I'm not the good guy anymore.'
I'm the kind of man that would gun down his own best friend, what'd you think I do to some guy I don't even like when he starts throwing accusations my way. What'd you think?Shane Walsh in The Walking Dead, Season 2 Episode 6
Glenn Rhee: 'Dale, you think Andrea's on her period? I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time.'
Dale Horvath: 'I'm gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself.'
Oh, man. Wouldn't that be the way? World gone to hell, the dead risen up to eat the living and Theodore Douglas is done here by a cut on his arm.Theodore "T-Dog" Douglas in The Walking Dead, Season 2 Episode 2
Please, don't let this be my punishment. Let her be safe, alive and safe. Please, lord. Punish me however you want, but show mercy on her.Carol Peletier in The Walking Dead, Season 2 Episode 1
I don't know what to say. I'm not your little girl. I'm not your wife. And I am sure as hell not your problem.Andrea in The Walking Dead, Season 2 Episode 1
Man, I'm gonna get shit-faced drunk. again.Daryl Dixon in The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 6
Daryl Dixon: 'You got some balls for a China man.'
Glenn Rhee: 'I'm Korean.'
Daryl Dixon: 'Whatever.'
Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short.Dale Horvath in The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 3
All I am anymore is a man looking for his wife and son. Anybody that gets in the way of that is gonna lose. I'll give you a moment to think about that.Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 2
Hey! Y'all be more polite to a man with a gun! Only common sense.Merle Dixon in The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 2
Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood. You the new sheriff come riding in to clean up the town?Glenn Rhee in The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 2