The best Quotes from The Umbrella Academy

Five: "Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for 'disappointment'."
Diego: "Klaus."
Five: "It fits."

Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: "[Opens up coat] This duck."

You don't get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.

When something seems too perfect, it's usually anything but.

I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me: I don't care.

We didn't choose this life, we're just living in it.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

"Everybody else can see Ben, right?"
"Yeah, and he's a complete d-ckhead."

I think maybe you're the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.

War. Such a fascinating concept. A temporary salve for a permanent human flaw.

Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.

The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.

If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...

We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.