Quotes from The Umbrella Academy

Quotes from The Umbrella Academy

Five: "Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for 'disappointment'."
Diego: "Klaus."
Five: "It fits."

Number Five in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
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Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: [Opens up coat] "This duck."

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
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You don't get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.

Allison Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
 
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When something seems too perfect, it's usually anything but.

Allison Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
 
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I think maybe you're the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.

Allison Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
 
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War. Such a fascinating concept. A temporary salve for a permanent human flaw.

The Handler in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
 
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I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me: I don't care.

Number Five in The Umbrella Academy, Season 1
 
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Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy
 
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We didn't choose this life, we're just living in it.

Number Five in The Umbrella Academy
 
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The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 2
 
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Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 2
 
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If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 2
 
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We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.

Number Five in The Umbrella Academy
 
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