You smurfed with the wrong girl!
The Smurfs, by SmurfetteI am but a simple wizard with a simple desire: limitless power and world adulation! So why does it have to be so hard?
The Smurfs, by GargamelPatrick: "Smurf, Smurf, Smurfety, Smurf!"
Gutsy: "There is no call for that sort of language, laddie!"
Brainy: "Whoa, just what is this magic searching device?"
Patrick: "Right now, I'm using Google."
What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow?
Blue cheese!
Oh, I'm Papa Smurf. I'm the head of a small group of blue people, and live in the forest with 99 sons and one daughter! Nothing weird about that, no no, totally normal!
The Smurfs, by GargamelPatrick: "You guys drink coffee?"
Papa Smurf: "Is a Smurf's butt blue?"
The whole world will know the name that is Garbagesmell!
The Smurfs, by OdileI am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you. I simply can't stop thinking about the miserable beasts every single minute of every single day!
The Smurfs, by GargamelThere is a place. A place that knows no sadness, where even feeling blue is a happy thing. A place inhabited by little blue beings three apples high. It lies deep within an enchanted forest, hidden away beyond the medieval village. Most people believe this place is made up, only to be found in books or children's imagination. Well, we beg to differ.
The Smurfs