The Sims - The best Jokes and Phrases

My girlfriend has been crying for hours now after the loss of a child.
She takes The Sims very seriously.

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That's God playing The Sims, he just cancelled your action.

Video games are so exciting, they let you try your craziest fantasies.
For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

When my kids play The Sims, I sometimes disconnect the computer's power just after they've finished making their family.
It's character building.

You know what the best part of the sims is?
If you get bored, you can just start over with a new family.
Just like my dad.

She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

In the early '80s, the arcade game Pac-Man was twice as popular as oxygen.

I applaud anything that can take a kid away from a PlayStation or a Gameboy. That is a miracle in itself.

A frequent user of the "Kill monsters, get experience points for free" wanted to get a final deal.

That’s how you know you’ve mastered a videogame - when a bunch of butt-hurt crybabies start to accuse you of cheating in an effort to cope with the beatdown they’ve just suffered at your hands.

I'm a princess, even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

The obvious objective of video games is to entertain people by surprising them with new experiences.

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things.

Game creation keeps on expanding, just like the Universe. That is why I keep making games.

Gaming related content will redefine entertainment and I am looking forward to leading the way.

I believe that augmented reality will be the biggest technological revolution that happens in our lifetimes.

There are plenty of skills I've learned from playing video games. It's more interactive than watching TV, because there are problems to solve as you're using your brain.

Maybe some people can wake up and play PlayStation all day, but that's never been me.

My definition of an adventure game is an interactive story set with puzzles and obstacles to solve and worlds to explore.

We're very proud of what we created all those years ago with Sierra Online, and today's news about carrying Sierra forward as an indie-specific brand is very encouraging. We look forward to seeing Sierra's independent spirit live on, and are especially excited to see what The Odd Gentlemen will do with King's Quest.