Quotes from The Sex Lives of College Girls

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Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1
 
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Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1
 
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We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

Singles & DatingBela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.

Willow in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1
 
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Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1
 
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Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."

Leighton Murray in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."

The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1
 
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Let's krunk out with our junk out!

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1
 
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Are you ready to black out with your rack out?

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1
 
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Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

Evette Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Ugh, I fing love college!

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

ConnecticutWhitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1
 
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