The best Quotes from The Sex Lives of College Girls

Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

Bela Malhotra - Season 1 Episode 3

No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

Bela Malhotra - Season 1 Episode 1

Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"

Kimberly Finkle - Season 1

We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

Bela Malhotra - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.

Season 1 Episode 1

LeBron James

Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

Bela Malhotra - Season 1

Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

Bela Malhotra - Season 1

Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."

Leighton Murray - Season 1 Episode 1

I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

Bela Malhotra - Season 1 Episode 1

Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."

Whitney Chase - Season 1 Episode 1

Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."

Season 1 Episode 2

I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.

Kimberly Finkle - Season 1

Let's krunk out with our junk out!

Bela Malhotra - Season 1

Are you ready to black out with your rack out?

Kimberly Finkle - Season 1

Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

Evette Chase - Season 1 Episode 1

Ugh, I f*cking love college!

Bela Malhotra - Season 1 Episode 1

Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

Whitney Chase - Season 1 Episode 1

Connecticut

We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

Bela Malhotra - Season 1 Episode 1

Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.

Bela Malhotra - Season 1 Episode 1

Sweating

I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!

Kimberly Finkle - Season 1 Episode 1

Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!

Whitney Chase - Season 1

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I try not to put anything political on the forefront of what I'm trying to do creatively. At the same time, I do think it's wonderful when I hear people say that it's inspirational that I'm an Indian woman on camera. My life is very diverse, and my friends are a diverse group of people.

Mindy Kaling

Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me.

Mindy Kaling

Comedians

What I'd really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind of movie. I feel almost embarrassed revealing this, because the genre has been so degraded in the past twenty years that saying you like romantic comedies is essentially an admission of mild stupidity.

Mindy Kaling

People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.

Mindy Kaling

We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.

Jughead Jones in Riverdale

You're only concerned if you know you don't have it. We have it.

LeBron James - Olympia 2012 - nach Vorrundenspiel gegen Argentinien

Doubt

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Natalie Portman

Intelligence Men & Women Singles & Dating

The 'mecca of college basketball is in Storrs, Connecticut.

Jim Nantz

Connecticut

Sweat is the urine of the skin.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 4 Episode 3

Sweating Skin

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