Trust no one. Not even your own feelings.
Ready?- Ready, if you are.
So if he's not your boyfriend, how come he can touch you?
That is, I tried to look at him cooly and expectantly, but I probably really had an expression on my face saying, 'Oh, I'm cute little Bambi, please don"t shoot me!'
All the Montroses love secrets. They always have. That's the only reason my poor brother married your grandmother in the first place, if you ask me. It can't have been her alluring charms, anyway, because she didn't have any.
My grandmother, on the other hand, was staring at me if she was seeing me for the first time. And possibily she was.